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Old 11th Mar 2016, 13:47
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If I could mangle this forums favourite phrase?

Once again Broadsword the Dog had missed his chance to tell Danny his handler what he thought of him.
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Old 11th Mar 2016, 14:25
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Dog: "This is another fine mess you've gotten us into !"
 
Old 11th Mar 2016, 14:32
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Korean air Force ration drop!
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Old 11th Mar 2016, 14:35
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Dog: "Shouldn't we have a bungee cable or something ?"
 
Old 11th Mar 2016, 14:58
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Wouldn't it have been easier to let the sniffer dog do an external search BEFORE we took off?
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Old 11th Mar 2016, 15:01
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"Master, I saw something in a paper about antigravitatory_cats.......Could you fix me up with one of those kits next time.......if there is a next time !"
 
Old 11th Mar 2016, 15:05
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"Never mind, Fido - it's not the fall that hurts, but the bump at the bottom !"
 
Old 11th Mar 2016, 15:10
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"Remember, Rover, 'Back to the wind, shoulders round, paws together, watch the ground !' "
 
Old 11th Mar 2016, 15:58
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Cheese is a great treat for a dog as long as it isn't lactose intolerant ... get that mutt out of here !
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Old 11th Mar 2016, 17:03
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"Grommmiiiiiiiiiiiiiiittttttttt!!!!!!!"
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Old 11th Mar 2016, 17:38
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"Noooo, I said if you nip down the back you'll find the bog"
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Old 11th Mar 2016, 20:18
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The early rushes of the new series of "Extreme Celebrity One Man and His Dog" had not been critically received by the BBC.
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Old 11th Mar 2016, 20:18
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Sh1t, I hope you've brought poop bags with you.
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Old 11th Mar 2016, 23:26
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Dick Dastardly and Muttley try an alternative method to stop the Pigeon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HRsPdzivDrM
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Old 12th Mar 2016, 08:03
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"When I whined to be let out, I didn't mean this !"
 
Old 12th Mar 2016, 08:05
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"When you threw me out, you should've let go !"
 
Old 12th Mar 2016, 11:14
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"As mankind's First Friend, I think this is a pretty Poor Show !"
 
Old 12th Mar 2016, 11:17
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"Didn't they teach you at Flight School, Master, that Gravity never lets up ?"
 
Old 12th Mar 2016, 11:20
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"RNIB? Ah, good morning. I wish to lodge a complaint about my guide dog."
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Old 12th Mar 2016, 11:24
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"What do you suppose our Terminal Velocity might be if your 'chute doesn't open ?"
 


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