Caption competition
The sign says "Learn to fly here". I already know how to fly to lots of places. What is so special about flying to there? I tried to fly there, and there was a bloody tree in the way. Obviously the lessons must be about where the gaps are so you can get to there.
"One Small Step"....oh well...you know what I meant!
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THIS IS NOT A CAPTION - NOR A SIGN OF PARTICULAR FAVOUR
Traffic_Is_Er_Was (#35488),
Forgive the interjection - but couldn't resist:
...Obviously the lessons must be about where the gaps are so you can get to there...
(This one's "going like a house on fire" - Last Orders ca. 1800 GMT 15th May - otherwise too big to judge fairly)....
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What do you expect if you teach Dogs to fly ... they simply park their 'business' in a tree (big dogs that is) 
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Daily Mail Exclusive: Why the Head of the Royal Military College of Camouflage lost his job.
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"You may call it eco-friendly aviation, but to me it's just a waste of a perfectly good plane."
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"You may call it eco-friendly aviation, but to me it's just a waste of a perfectly good plane."
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Judgment Day.
This choice has been an agonising one, with so many (56) excellent Captions coming in. But with a heavy heart, I've narrowed it down to a short list of nine of almost equal merit (IMHO), and now pronounce as follows:
In third postiton on the grid, Stanwell, for his quiet, droll entry:
"Well .. OK, Smythe - Mags off, fuel off.
Now, I want you to come with me .. we've a number of forms that will need to be filled out".
Proxime Accessit is Traffic_Is_Er_Was , for his timely:
"The missing Arrow from the previous Caption is found":... (well, it is/was an "Arrow", wasn't it ?)
But the one which really "tickled my funny bone" was from NutLoose with:
"Look mate, I clearly stated on my eBay ad that I had a bush plane for sale and that there are no refunds on your winning bid"
Step forward, NutLoose, and receive the Laurel Wreath !
Danny.
In third postiton on the grid, Stanwell, for his quiet, droll entry:
"Well .. OK, Smythe - Mags off, fuel off.
Now, I want you to come with me .. we've a number of forms that will need to be filled out".
Proxime Accessit is Traffic_Is_Er_Was , for his timely:
"The missing Arrow from the previous Caption is found":... (well, it is/was an "Arrow", wasn't it ?)
But the one which really "tickled my funny bone" was from NutLoose with:
"Look mate, I clearly stated on my eBay ad that I had a bush plane for sale and that there are no refunds on your winning bid"
Step forward, NutLoose, and receive the Laurel Wreath !
Danny.
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Ok try this, I got caught out as I didn't expect to win, Thanks Danny 
Link if that does not work
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http://englishrussia.com/2014/04/20/...n-the-coast/6/
Link if that does not work
http://media.englishrussia.com/newpi...7ec58a0_XL.jpg
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http://englishrussia.com/2014/04/20/...n-the-coast/6/
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Try now 