Caption competition
Gnome de PPRuNe
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Too close to Croydon for comfort
Age: 60
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Damn, missed the bus again...
So that's why the parachute instructor recommended I pass on the jalapeño chili lunch special........
The relaxation of of airborne regiment physical fitness standards has resulted in the requirement for a new parachute rig for the fatties.
Yes Minister, the new MOD "sew your own aeroplane" initiative is expected to greatly facilitate your efforts at reducing RAF capital costs going forward.
Avoid imitations
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: Wandering the FIR and cyberspace often at highly unsociable times
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"Hello, Tower....you're not going to believe this....I think we've just had an AIRPROX with Spongebob Squarepants!"
Some how Maverick new he was dead meat if the fight went into the Vertical!
Hoskins dived for the safety of lower levels after releasing a 100kg SGLD (Self Guided Lawn Dart) over the target.
Join Date: Mar 2010
Location: Often in Jersey, but mainly in the past.
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Thinks ... "120 knots, airbrakes in, flaps 20, delay landing gear ... "
