So, those with a shar pei will have noticed that it's time to press the paws button and collie halt to this tail.
Surplus gets a mention in dispatches with:
What are you doing with that monkey on your webbing?
S'not a monkey Sir, it's an Alsatian.
Shut up Smithers, I was talking to the dog.
Danny42C also mentioned in dispatches with:
Ryanair's latest clever wheeze to avoid landing charges at intermediate destinations.
c52 takes Best In Show is with
"RNIB? Ah, good morning. I wish to lodge a complaint about my guide dog."
Nice one,
c52!! You have control