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3rd Mar 2016, 17:33

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Wander00

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What do you mean, it's my P45

3rd Mar 2016, 18:04

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Pay attention, General Udet or it will be the worse for you!

3rd Mar 2016, 18:16

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"They want me to appear on Strictly Come Dancing."

3rd Mar 2016, 18:51

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Now, are we all singing from the same hymn sheet?

3rd Mar 2016, 19:08

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Now zat the Mess Entertainments Committee has finished it's monthly meeting ... Who's for a spot of 'Five-a-Side' Snooker

3rd Mar 2016, 19:51

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Two pages of prescription for my cyanide pill and none of you can read the doktor's fichen handwritung?

3rd Mar 2016, 20:30

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"That is not correct - I did not have any poppadums".

3rd Mar 2016, 20:31

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Then I say "The game's up, Moriarty!" *raspberry* and you scream "Sapristi!"

3rd Mar 2016, 22:43

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Buster Hyman

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Nein. Ze Gas bills go to Himmler...

(too soon?)

3rd Mar 2016, 22:54

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"Well, this is the invoice for 3000 of them but it would appear that only Colonel Blink has so far received his invisible rifle"

4th Mar 2016, 00:33

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Danny42C

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"Lemme get at him !!! "

4th Mar 2016, 00:39

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Danny42C

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"Your Annual Confidential Report has been referred to you for your observations as it is considered to be Adverse"

4th Mar 2016, 00:43

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Danny42C

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"And that, Mein Herren, is the gist of this year's SDSR !"

4th Mar 2016, 00:55

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Danny42C

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"It has come to the Führer's knowledge that this war situation has not necessarily developed to the advantage of the Third Reich !"

4th Mar 2016, 01:00

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Danny42C

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"You may pick up your South American visas from the Adjutant on your way out"

4th Mar 2016, 01:03

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Danny42C

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"Gott rest you merry, Gentlemen"

4th Mar 2016, 01:05

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Danny42C

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"And now for the bad news !"

4th Mar 2016, 01:14

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Danny42C

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(Nearly everybody present) thinks:

"Pity that chap von Stauffenberg didn't make a proper job of it while he was at it !"

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4th Mar 2016, 03:21

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Danny42C

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"They can't do this to me !"

4th Mar 2016, 03:45

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Danny42C

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At the AGM, the shareholders were giving the Chairman a hard time !