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16th Mar 2016, 21:31

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Dan Gerous

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...and remember we're in the no lone zone, so for Gods sake don't say chute.

16th Mar 2016, 22:06

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Surplus

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Ok, we found the 'long stand', the 'bottle of K9P', it's just the 'tartan paint' to find now.

16th Mar 2016, 23:07

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Martin the Martian

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We could not bother with the 'chute and see this Vulcan 'boldly go' into the overrun area.

16th Mar 2016, 23:55

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Danny42C

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"You push - I'll pull !"

17th Mar 2016, 00:06

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cynicalint

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Right, this is how you remove the contents of the pilots verbal sh1t filter....

17th Mar 2016, 09:55

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NutLoose

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And when we squeeze out the liquid through the fabric, we should be left with the cheese.

17th Mar 2016, 10:47

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c52

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Verdict late tonight, and a new competition for the weekend, please.

17th Mar 2016, 11:55

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NutLoose

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"And when this puppy drops its load, it makes the earth shake and burn, I think the technical term is Vulcanology"

17th Mar 2016, 13:01

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Buster Hyman

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Yeah, they painted it 'Anti Flash White' but wait 'till they get a load of Rogers big overcoat here!

17th Mar 2016, 15:02

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Danny42C

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"Doesn't this exceed his Baggage Allowance ?"

17th Mar 2016, 15:23

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pasta

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"It's the rear crew ejection system they've been asking for..."

17th Mar 2016, 15:31

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Buster Hyman

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Right! That's the undercoat done. Let's pack this tarp away & go for a cuppa eh?

17th Mar 2016, 17:41

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"Don't tell anyone I told you but it's the Group Captain's bonus for successfully abolishing the VGSs."

17th Mar 2016, 18:00

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airborne_artist

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"And the bungees that I've got in my pocket will stop them all from falling off when the aircraft moves forwards."

17th Mar 2016, 18:31

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Danny42C

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"I think we need a smaller size of these. Corp, or a larger aeroplane !"

17th Mar 2016, 18:38

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Danny42C

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"Jump up and down on it, lad - it might go in !"

17th Mar 2016, 22:01

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c52

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A virtual honourable mention for anyone who refrained from submitting:
"Brown paper packages tied up in string
These are a few of my favourite things."

I had a shortlist of 10 that got a LOL from me.

Proxime Accessit is Andytug:

"It's part of the display, full power takeoff, climb, roll inverted and the bouncy castle drops out and inflates. The kids'll love it!"

Victor Ludorum is Martin the Martian:

"I can't wait to see their faces [giggle] when they pull the brake chute lever and it deploys the streamer with My other car is a Victor on it!"

Congratulations to Martin the Martian, and thanks to all.