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Old 10th Mar 2016, 12:57
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Well done WeeJeem

We definitely need more Cheese Puns (not Cheesy Puns)
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Old 10th Mar 2016, 13:42
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Why, thank you, kind sirs and siresses

Let's see what we can make of this (and let's try to have at least a few clean captions in the mix )...

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Old 10th Mar 2016, 13:48
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Doggone....
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Old 10th Mar 2016, 13:49
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The original Sopwith Pup...
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Old 10th Mar 2016, 13:50
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Wait Rex! I said pack a parachute not a paratrooper
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Old 10th Mar 2016, 13:51
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When you said he was wearing boxers, I thought you were talking about underwear...
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Old 10th Mar 2016, 13:53
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The 'Flyball Competition' at this year's Crufts was a little more extreme
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Old 10th Mar 2016, 13:59
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'I'm just taking the Dog out ...'
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Old 10th Mar 2016, 14:05
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Dog to Paratrooper ... 'When were you last wormed ...'
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Old 10th Mar 2016, 14:08
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Dog: I was sure he only mentioned 'walkies'!
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Old 10th Mar 2016, 14:22
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Blind man taking his dog parachuting. When the lead goes slack, brace for landing.
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Old 10th Mar 2016, 14:30
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The meat balls in the RAT pack really were the dogs'...................
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Old 10th Mar 2016, 14:37
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'Contact ... Bitch-on-Heat 270 range 3nm ... Tracking' ... Dog ... 'That's my line'
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Old 10th Mar 2016, 14:57
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These paras, they'll hump anything..
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Old 10th Mar 2016, 15:57
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The parachute regiment "terriertorial" battalion.
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Old 10th Mar 2016, 16:09
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Smith thought that the sergeant had said that the first jump was so exciting that he should have a Staffie when he left the aircraft.
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Old 10th Mar 2016, 17:32
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Nooo...Don't throw the baaallllllllllllllllllllllllllllll.
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Old 10th Mar 2016, 17:56
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Okay Boss, I promise not to crap on your lawn again. Now can we get back in the nice warm aircraft?
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You lying sod!
You said.. if I could hang on, just outside were all the trees I could wish for.
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Nutty takes Buster for a walk
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