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[cattletruck]

Pilot: Why does that ground handler keep insisting that rear visibility is good?

[NutLoose]

"Hanna, Vhy does ze ground crew standing under ze nose keep shouting ze Kamel Toe, are ve joining ze Africa Corp?"




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[Buster Hyman]

Oh wait! I almost forgot to stick Garfield on the window!

[Wander00]

So you think that little hole under there is a wind tunnel....................

[dazdaz1]

When we win WWII Her Hitler has assured us the Airfix company directors will all be shot.

[Hempy]

'OI, PUT THAT LIGHT OUT!!!'

[Fox3WheresMyBanana]

During the 1930's the Germans got around planning restrictions by building a lot of conservatories..that just happened to have wings and engines attached.

[CoffmanStarter]

I bet it was a right 'pane' to fly

[Danny42C]

"We built it for the AOC, so that he could fly round and inspect his Stations without having to land on any of them !"

[Danny42C]

"It started out as an astrodome, then things sort of got out of hand !"

[Danny42C]

"It's quite true, Sir, from up here the people on the ground do look like ants !"

"They ARE ants, Hoskins - we haven't moved yet !"

[Danny42C]

"Have you got the Ambre Solaire ?"

[Arm out the window]

"I always wanted to be the Hun in the sun, and now I am ... all the time!"

[Danny42C]

"It's the new Collision Avoidance System - the Pilot can see where he's going !"

[squeaker]

How Hanna Reitsch lost her pigtails?

[NutLoose]

"Oih, are you bluddy blind, that's my sunspot and my beach towel"

[Danny42C]

"We call it the Vertigo Special !"

[Danny42C]

"The Bomb Aimer was feeling lonely down there in front - so we made room for him in here !"

[Danny42C]

"Is there no privacy any more ?"

[FantomZorbin]

Hoskins! HOSKINS! ...... stop licking the window!