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Old 3rd Dec 2015, 10:50
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"Nooo, It's often misinterpreted, It's not first in, last out, but First Inn, last out"
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Old 3rd Dec 2015, 10:55
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" I'm sorry you chaps have to sit out here, but the RAF called ahead and prebooked the Hotel and Restaurant for the duration."
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Old 3rd Dec 2015, 10:57
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Gentlemen, that will be 10 English Pounds.
Er what yesterday it was Reichmarks
Yes but you just killed all yesterdays customers
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Old 3rd Dec 2015, 10:58
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Gents, are you going Far.
To Berlin, but we will cross that Bridge when we come to it.
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Old 3rd Dec 2015, 10:59
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From today The British will always be my best customers.
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Old 3rd Dec 2015, 11:00
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What no Gliders ... No Monsieur the RAF are operating a 'Temporary Pause' in Glider Ops
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Old 3rd Dec 2015, 11:01
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So Rene
Can we see Picture of The Madonna with the big Boobies.
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Old 3rd Dec 2015, 11:03
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Good job you came now, earlier there was lots of noise and smoke.
Germans had their towels on the Bridge.
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Old 3rd Dec 2015, 15:50
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A toast...to the RAF, who are farting for your country.
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Old 3rd Dec 2015, 16:21
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Drink quick Mate....before the Yanks get here and run the prices up!
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Old 3rd Dec 2015, 17:19
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"Cheers, "Frenchie"! ..... Oooh, bu&&er, I think he just said his name is actually Adolf and we're surrounded!"
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Old 3rd Dec 2015, 17:56
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As all your Engleesh officers say from your school days,
"Up your bottoms"
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Old 3rd Dec 2015, 19:42
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Carruthers decided that today was finally the day to enjoy that bottle of boujelais he'd secreted in his wooden leg at Dunkirk.
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Old 3rd Dec 2015, 20:16
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"War? Ahh noo, we only came over because one cannot get served in any bars around Aldershot anymore, they all have signs in the windows say no pongos"
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Old 3rd Dec 2015, 20:58
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"Congratulations, gentlemen, how does it feel to have finally taken the bridge?"

RAF:"I say, splendid, absolutely spiffing, old chap!"

Army: "Well, mate, I've still got the biggest stiffy ever!"
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Old 3rd Dec 2015, 21:27
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Well, seeing the bridge isn't as far as we thought, let's have a drink.
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Old 3rd Dec 2015, 21:34
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Dead Stick ?!? No. It's in perfect working order.
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Old 3rd Dec 2015, 21:40
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I say old boy, splendid place for a spot of totty, if we could just get those riff raff off the bridge. They came in on a Low Cost flight last night, didn't even book return flights, the blighters.
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Old 3rd Dec 2015, 22:15
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Still is the story told,
How well Horatius kept the bridge
In the brave days of old.

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Even a small glass of the one-year-old calvados was known to cause significant adverse yaw, but a bootful of opposite rudder kept things straight and level. For a while, anyway.
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