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Old 26th Jan 2017, 14:50
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"Wait till Smithers pulls on his mask and finds it full of Swarfega... what a wheeze, what!"
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Old 26th Jan 2017, 14:52
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"War is hell"........."But does it have to smell like it ?"
 
Old 26th Jan 2017, 14:59
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Oi, you No 6, you "Replace headdress when I says "Replace Headdress"
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Old 26th Jan 2017, 16:07
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The judges for The Great British Bake-Off prepare to give a unanimous verdict.
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Old 26th Jan 2017, 16:19
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No.2: "Oh, hell - I'd forgotten about those egg sarnies I put in here last week !"
 
Old 26th Jan 2017, 16:59
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"I hear they're going to call us ENSA in the next war."
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Old 26th Jan 2017, 18:02
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"Psst, lads....GAS GAS GAS...ssshh....pass it on!"
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Old 26th Jan 2017, 18:05
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Baggy trousers and puttees were the dress of the day once dysentery became rife.
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Old 26th Jan 2017, 18:09
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No. 1 'Brace yourself No.2, I'm getting the rectal thermometer out, the rest of you get your masks on there may be a blow back.'
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Old 26th Jan 2017, 18:44
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No 5 conducts a Sniff Test, and confirms he can still smell No. 6
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Old 26th Jan 2017, 18:46
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No. 1 ... "Right, chaps, that's enough of that. Anyone fancy some anchovy sandwiches?"
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Old 26th Jan 2017, 18:50
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Ah! Bisto, anyone else smell it?
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Old 26th Jan 2017, 19:00
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So why do we have 6 wise monkeys?
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Old 26th Jan 2017, 19:03
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The Captains couldn't believe what he was hearing..

"We swopped our guns for them wiff the Germans Sur, they go on like this, dunno what they're for, but they look cool"
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Old 26th Jan 2017, 19:56
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The Beckham family demonstrate their latest creations for the Paris 'Must-have' Fashion Week.
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Old 26th Jan 2017, 22:50
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"Before I administer your punishment, you are obliged to tell me if you have any padding inside your trousers."
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Old 27th Jan 2017, 01:40
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Nutty's use of Common Core Maths proved as confusing to others as it did to him!



Originally Posted by NutLoose


Jones in the centre looks down forlornly at his testicles that he coughed up during the last gas attack.



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Old 27th Jan 2017, 02:31
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Hey- that guy on the far right is actually Donald Duck-

2nd from left is obviously saying '' love the smell of napalm in the morning "

We must be in the twilight zone !
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Old 27th Jan 2017, 02:58
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Tragically, and very soon after the photo was taken, a decision was made to dig some trenches...
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Old 27th Jan 2017, 06:42
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If you think that I'm going to jump over the 2nd staff officer's back while wearing this then you are mistaken!
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