Caption competition
"Is this all that's left of the 17/21 Lancers?"
"SDSR15 bit quite hard, Minister"
"..and I suppose the Air Defence Training we paid £14 million for is just Angry Birds on his mobile?"
"Angry Birds 2, Sir; only the best for our brave troops"
Avoid imitations
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: Wandering the FIR and cyberspace often at highly unsociable times
Posts: 14,573
Received 422 Likes
on
222 Posts
"Is that the costume department? I'd like to make a complaint..."
"..and it won't bloody move!"
"..That's 'cos it's wood, Sarn't Major. The Government got it from the Greeks as a guarantee for their debts which the EU said we wouldn't have to pay for but we do."
"..That's 'cos it's wood, Sarn't Major. The Government got it from the Greeks as a guarantee for their debts which the EU said we wouldn't have to pay for but we do."
Yes...yes...I agree the enemy now have to use armour piercing rounds, but what about ME??
Meadowbrook Farms plc's submission for the new LARS (Light Armoured Reconnaissance System) replacement project was evidence of how far British design philosophy had fallen behind its competitors.
Sorry to interrupt the normal program, but I'm sure a resurgence of this piccy won't be too unwelcome ...
This should help tighten those nuts up again, but be sure to only look as directed by your medical staff Nutloose!
This should help tighten those nuts up again, but be sure to only look as directed by your medical staff Nutloose!
Guest
Posts: n/a
I'll try the scattergun approach - pick what you like out of this lot !
"It's a Horse of a Different Colour".
" He's sulking 'cos we didn't buy him a set of racing plates for his birthday !"
"Is it a stealth Horse ?"...."Well, it's not making much of a noise now !"
Dobbin (thinks): "Don't reckon much to this camouflage - stripes run the wrong way !"
"It's a Trojan Horse really, but this was the biggest we could afford after the SDSR".
"I wouldn't enter him for the National, Sarge - he'll never get over Becher's Brook with this lot on !"
"Well, at least if he's no use we can eat him - which is one selling point over the F-35 !"
"Remember the Tin Man ? Well....."
"It's to dazzle any snipers there might be around ! (we got the idea from DeLorean)".
"It's a Horse of a Different Colour".
" He's sulking 'cos we didn't buy him a set of racing plates for his birthday !"
"Is it a stealth Horse ?"...."Well, it's not making much of a noise now !"
Dobbin (thinks): "Don't reckon much to this camouflage - stripes run the wrong way !"
"It's a Trojan Horse really, but this was the biggest we could afford after the SDSR".
"I wouldn't enter him for the National, Sarge - he'll never get over Becher's Brook with this lot on !"
"Well, at least if he's no use we can eat him - which is one selling point over the F-35 !"
"Remember the Tin Man ? Well....."
"It's to dazzle any snipers there might be around ! (we got the idea from DeLorean)".
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Hanging off the end of a thread
Posts: 32,930
Received 2,849 Likes
on
1,218 Posts
'ello. AA? yes it's seized up again, I think it's peed down its leg and the joints have rusted.
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Hanging off the end of a thread
Posts: 32,930
Received 2,849 Likes
on
1,218 Posts
On a personal note, thanks for all the
get well messages
get well messages