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Old 28th Jul 2015, 20:16
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A nicely dilated orifice
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Old 28th Jul 2015, 20:17
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Old 28th Jul 2015, 21:03
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"And this was the set used in 'An Officer and a Gentleman', rumoured to be the inspiration for Richard Gere's gerbil-based activities."
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Old 28th Jul 2015, 21:29
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"Well, we couldn't find the blanking plates for the engines, so we called for volunteers !"
 
Old 28th Jul 2015, 21:29
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Vlad may be boasting about his glory hole requirements, but he might have a shock if he doesn't take care when choosing which one to use.
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Old 28th Jul 2015, 21:32
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"Blow, man, Blow !"
 
Old 28th Jul 2015, 21:51
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Pilot to Nav: "Don't fancy yours much...."
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Old 28th Jul 2015, 21:54
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"Hips and thighs, they hypnotise me" (apologies to Jake Thackray)
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Old 28th Jul 2015, 22:18
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Wow I can just make out the fan.
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Old 28th Jul 2015, 22:26
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Sopwith reveal their new aircraft, the Camel Toe.
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Old 28th Jul 2015, 22:39
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Which engine did you ask for the update on, Captain?
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Old 28th Jul 2015, 23:21
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After a sampling a couple of blow jobs, Mandy decided she still preferred a screw.
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Old 28th Jul 2015, 23:23
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Despite a week of bean currys the acapella display team were not able to recreate the thunderous roar of running engines.
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Old 28th Jul 2015, 23:26
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"I'm blowing it like he said Shirl... Is it supposed to get bigger or what?"
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Old 29th Jul 2015, 00:01
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"I've found a warm NAAFI meat pie in mine, Shirl - what've you got in yours ?"
 
Old 29th Jul 2015, 03:35
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Natalya thought she'd quietly "let fluffy off the chain" on the flight line, but didn't take into account the acoustic qualities of the Kilmov RD-33 Turbofan...
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Old 29th Jul 2015, 05:28
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Hoskins entrepreneurial hopes of contracting his "hair driers" out to the local salons were about to be horribly quashed.
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Old 29th Jul 2015, 06:37
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Apparently at a 20% Power Setting ... it's better than Botox
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Old 29th Jul 2015, 06:53
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Immigrants win Darwin prize for attempted entry into the UK
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Old 29th Jul 2015, 07:04
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"I'm sure that Dr Fod and Miss Body went up here 5 minutes ago".
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