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Old 22nd Apr 2011, 22:27
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OMG, It's Jilly Goulden and that thing's full of cheap French plonk....RETREAT!
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Old 22nd Apr 2011, 22:41
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Damn, they really have cut the budget for 2nd platoon...
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Old 22nd Apr 2011, 23:18
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The Typhoon force went to great lengths to welcome Cdr Ward on his visit to Coningsby.
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Old 23rd Apr 2011, 08:42
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"Geeeeez!! Oh it's just a clown, I thought it was a Ginger..."
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Old 23rd Apr 2011, 10:16
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No, a loose curl of red hair is not called a ginglet.
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Old 23rd Apr 2011, 14:28
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"I must get to a mirror - I usually blend in so well" thought the newly regenerated Doctor Who...
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Old 23rd Apr 2011, 14:37
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Riot police were deployed during the recent meeting of the 'Simpsons Appreciation Society', after things turned violent when 'Krusty The Clown's' appearance fees, were officially refused.
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Old 24th Apr 2011, 16:02
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The Riot Squad were shocked to discover that the new Police Minister really WAS "a complete clown".
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Old 25th Apr 2011, 20:21
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Slumming it on page two so it must be judging time;



3rd to Fox3where'smybanana with:
The Riot Squad were shocked to discover that the new Police Minister really WAS "a complete clown".

2nd to ACW599 with:
Mashed off her t*ts, Amy Winehouse would come to regret her attempt to gatecrash the royal wedding.

1st to Runaway Gun with:
"Geeeeez!! Oh it's just a clown, I thought it was a Ginger..."

Carry on!
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Old 25th Apr 2011, 21:37
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Thanks Tash, due to Comms difficultiesI have nominated a buddy to post a shot for me ASAP.
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Old 25th Apr 2011, 22:31
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He might be funny, but his command of technology is limited!!
Guess that means I can't enter again!
Runaway's choice of picture so do your worst!

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Old 25th Apr 2011, 22:49
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'in-flight' entertainment might be interesting ...
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Old 25th Apr 2011, 23:07
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Van had realised early that he'd mixed up his copy of the Karma Sutra and Vespa Scooter instruction manuals, but he'd be blown if he was ever going to tell his girlfriend!

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Old 25th Apr 2011, 23:11
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"I know I'm not in the best position for this, but I just can't see anything military round here."
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Old 25th Apr 2011, 23:33
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"While you're down there, do us a favour?"
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Old 26th Apr 2011, 00:30
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Honestly Officer, it's my Anti-Coq Braking system. One bite & EVERYTHING stops!
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Old 26th Apr 2011, 01:59
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When you mentioned rear gunner and Eagle squadron, I got quite excited at the prospect, but I never heard the word spread in their though..

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Snifff Snifff.. hey love, can you smell singeing hair?????

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It's okay, I have a top box full of tissues

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Honda beat the opposition to the market with worlds first Blown C50
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Old 26th Apr 2011, 03:43
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I know I said Love you long time, but this is widiculous!
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Old 26th Apr 2011, 07:07
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Pax.."how come I don't get a helmet?"

Rider..""

P1
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Old 26th Apr 2011, 07:42
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Stagecoach Phuket. The tickets are cheap but the views are pants!

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