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Old 29th Jul 2015, 16:11
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Keep 'em coming boys, this is getting better than I expected!


Langleybaston, sorry I cannot help you on that one. You'll have to trust your instincts, buddy.
Worst case scenario, well.....
SURPRISE!!
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Old 29th Jul 2015, 17:08
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Having left her femidom hanging, Charlene was eagerly anticipating a new type of blowjob.
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Old 29th Jul 2015, 18:19
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langley,

(Your #30915): difficult to tell these days (without taking their pants off), but on balance of probabilities would say M & F.

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"They sold us tickets for the "Tunnel of Love", Shirl - but I can't find the connecting door !"

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Old 29th Jul 2015, 19:59
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Recruiting Centre aviator selection test - those who prefer the right, Air Force, the left, Navy!
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Old 29th Jul 2015, 20:19
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"That nice pilot offered me a go up the jetpipe, so here I am...."
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Old 29th Jul 2015, 21:06
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"It's something to do with the OASB - you don't need any ropes, planks or oil drums - just stay in here until they tell you to come out !"
 
Old 29th Jul 2015, 21:19
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When the constable told us to blow in these tubes we were a little surprised.
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Old 29th Jul 2015, 21:28
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Hmmm I feel a pop surge coming on..
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Old 29th Jul 2015, 21:34
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NOT AN ENTRY INTO THE COMPETITION, MORE A POINT OF INFORMATION.

people, this is serious; are we looking at Janet and John, or is it a couple of Janets?

I used to be able to tell the difference unfailingly.
Thai Airforce ground crew, therefore it's a bit of a lucky (or unlucky) dip.
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Old 29th Jul 2015, 22:46
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"No, it's a Navy "At Home" Day, we're looking for those Ship's Wheels they were telling us about !"............

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Old 30th Jul 2015, 14:52
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Clearly the gender jury is

1. undecided on the LHS

2. decided on the RHS.
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Old 30th Jul 2015, 15:17
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NOT A CAPTION


langley,

Remain of opinion as stated in my #30930. All in favour, say "Aye" !

(Can we have a sniff ?)

D.
 
Old 30th Jul 2015, 15:35
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I feel like I'm watching the 'Crying Game' all over again
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Old 30th Jul 2015, 16:44
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The PPRuNe BBQ Gas Flight proudly display their new Duo Two Stage Ring Burner
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Old 30th Jul 2015, 16:45
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Old 30th Jul 2015, 17:22
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It winked!
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Old 30th Jul 2015, 19:15
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I reckon we'll need a dozen or so 2x4 and the Channel Tunnel will be boarded up by daybreak
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Old 31st Jul 2015, 03:55
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Danny:-
"Tuppence a sniff was thought a bit stiff, but thruppence a lick was a failure"
- they used to say in the snug when the landlord wasn't looking.
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Old 31st Jul 2015, 07:00
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He said that if we look in here, things will go Pear shaped...nothings gone wrong so far...
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Old 31st Jul 2015, 11:09
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