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Buster ... I think Nutty is more glad that he's acquired an extension lead so he can recharge his iPad ... He's yet to get the electricity bill from the NHS though
"Hello? MoD? I think you'll find the Minister meant to send a My Little Pony to his daughter, Amy; A-M-Y, no 'R'"
"Yes, we know that now, but she refuses to give back the tank, so you are stuck with it"
"Yes, we know that now, but she refuses to give back the tank, so you are stuck with it"
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I don't mean to nag but I said send a 4 wheel drive not 4 heal drive
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"Ere boss every time we try to move off I hear Hi ho Silver away playing in the background"
"Well, I'll admit I'd 'ad a few. Last thing I remember I was in the bar at The Prancing Pony. I wake up this morning and I have no car, no wife, about 40,000 Roubles in large denomination notes, and an armoured horse.
And an Invite to Marquis of Cholmondley's Ball.
Tonight.
Dress: Leather."
And an Invite to Marquis of Cholmondley's Ball.
Tonight.
Dress: Leather."
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Hydromet,
In which case, you'd better have this lot in one lump !
"He says he's feeling his oats ! Put a double bromide in his next ration !"
"You'd better send me up another tin of Brasso - this won't pass CO's inspection tomorrow !"
"He says he should have a plume - should've come with the kit. Check in the box to see if it's still there !"
"Says he wants me to scratch his mane - it's itching - Try an ATS for a knitting needle".
"Tried the old "zebra" joke on him this morning. How he whinnied !"
(If by chance there be a living soul on the planet who hasn't heard that one, a can of Guinness Draught [and there's an oxymoron if ever I saw one] will do nicely).
In which case, you'd better have this lot in one lump !
"He says he's feeling his oats ! Put a double bromide in his next ration !"
"You'd better send me up another tin of Brasso - this won't pass CO's inspection tomorrow !"
"He says he should have a plume - should've come with the kit. Check in the box to see if it's still there !"
"Says he wants me to scratch his mane - it's itching - Try an ATS for a knitting needle".
"Tried the old "zebra" joke on him this morning. How he whinnied !"
(If by chance there be a living soul on the planet who hasn't heard that one, a can of Guinness Draught [and there's an oxymoron if ever I saw one] will do nicely).
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"Judging by the emissions it produces, it must be in direct contact with HQ"
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"Hey skip, I bought that horse, what a price, it was a steal"
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"Help, my horse has been clamped"