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Old 27th Jul 2015, 17:38
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"Well", says kitty,"I'm glad that thing's getting the chop, and not me !"
 
Old 27th Jul 2015, 18:09
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Ahh cheese and catkers for supper.
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Old 27th Jul 2015, 18:40
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Feline nervous?
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Old 27th Jul 2015, 23:35
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"Turn the screw another turn. If it starts ticking, drop it and run - never mind the cat, he's eight more lives to go than you have !"
 
Old 27th Jul 2015, 23:56
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Third place, 'cos it's nice to hear something clever in another language (and it works)

Wensleydale
"Nein, Nein, Nein! Ze Kapitan ordered ein Kettenkraftrad - not ein Kitten und ein Kraft kase!"
The Cat 5 one was pretty good too.

Silver Medallist...
Buster
Don't offer it the sausage yet! Let me gain its trust first...

..And the Winner is...

Dirtyprop
When I told you to set up a sausage-and-pussy party, I meant.....oh, forget it.
..because my mind is at least as sick, twisted and thoroughly reprehensible as yours.

Take it away!
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Old 28th Jul 2015, 00:07
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Dirtyprop,

Congratulations ! .....So that's what they call them these days.....I feel old !

D.
 
Old 28th Jul 2015, 03:29
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A truly Dirty prop!
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Old 28th Jul 2015, 08:45
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Well done Dirtyprop ... Good one
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Old 28th Jul 2015, 12:38
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Holy moly!!
Thank you guys, I certainly did not expect it.
Please stand by, I will try to find something suitable in the next hrs.
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Old 28th Jul 2015, 19:34
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Alright you maniacs, here it is.
I hope it hasn't been posted before, but since this thread has grown more than the Milky Way I cannot possibly check it.
Lemme know if it's a deja vu'.
Fire away!

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Old 28th Jul 2015, 19:44
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EGT Rising
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Old 28th Jul 2015, 19:48
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The Families Day 'Love Tunnel' attraction proved a winner
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Old 28th Jul 2015, 19:51
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"What's the thrust Mr Pilot, Sir?"

"...allow me to demonstrate!"
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Old 28th Jul 2015, 19:56
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"I still can't see a golden rivet.."
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Old 28th Jul 2015, 19:56
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AC/DC sorting jig.

[which arse did you focus on first?]

............ thinks .............. is the left hand one male or female ........ i used to be able to sort them.

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Old 28th Jul 2015, 19:59
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"Would you stop staring up my tail pipe?!"
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Old 28th Jul 2015, 20:01
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"Nope, the pilots personality isn't in here either!"
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Old 28th Jul 2015, 20:01
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"And that ladies is how vectored thrust works"
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Old 28th Jul 2015, 20:02
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"Well done ladies, we wondered how we were going to get the hook back up"
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Old 28th Jul 2015, 20:05
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"Yes that is a cat ignitor and no, we don't burn pussies on it"
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