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Old 18th Jul 2015, 13:17
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No Mr Salmond - I don't think that it will give us our first proper victory against the English since Bannockburn!
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Old 18th Jul 2015, 13:19
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Hello....is that "Requirements"? When we asked you to procure "Lance" for home defence, we had something else in mind.
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Old 18th Jul 2015, 13:30
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Coffman at the front to Nutty in the rear: "I think Buster's lost a few kilos"
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Old 18th Jul 2015, 13:33
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"...No, there's no Horse out here...my Land Rover's making some funny noises though"
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Old 18th Jul 2015, 13:34
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Granted, the fuel economy is sensational, but I just don't think this Abrams upgrade package is worth it.
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Old 18th Jul 2015, 13:39
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'Royal Lancers' is fine, but I didn't get issued with a lance..
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Old 18th Jul 2015, 14:33
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No your Majesty ... I don't think it will look like an accident when I trample all over the Editor of the Sun Newspaper
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Old 18th Jul 2015, 14:36
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Horse ... "It's no good me making the call ... haven't your heard of the Faraday Effect"
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Old 18th Jul 2015, 15:29
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"I think that they have issued us French Compo rations by mistake".
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Old 18th Jul 2015, 15:55
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"Cast a cold eye On life, on death Horseman, pass by."

(W.B. Yeats Under Ben Bulben)
 
Old 18th Jul 2015, 16:00
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You say that I have to deliver this to a chap called Richard Plantagenet in Leicester?
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Old 18th Jul 2015, 16:03
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"Only what and horses, corporal?"
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Old 18th Jul 2015, 16:27
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"Don't forget your cod-piece !"
 
Old 18th Jul 2015, 16:29
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Whose idea was it to remake "Warhorse" in modern dress?
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Old 18th Jul 2015, 18:26
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"Where's the tin-opener ?"
 
Old 18th Jul 2015, 18:44
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On secondment to the Iraqi Army, Captain Smith asks whether he is allowed to engage ISIS forces in his area.
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Old 18th Jul 2015, 18:57
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That's your concept of "armored division"??
We're so screwed....
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Old 18th Jul 2015, 20:00
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No sergeant...when I said "Charge him" I meant put him on defaulters!.
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Old 18th Jul 2015, 21:14
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Get well soon Nutty. Is the ice cream van behind the horse because you've had your tonsils out?

All the best mate...
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Old 18th Jul 2015, 21:18
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"OK, I have my horse, and as promised the Kingdom is all yours....Narnia that is!"
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