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Old 2nd Oct 2018, 18:06
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Orders from Operations, We are to return immediately to Berlin, it is believed that Indiana Jones is on board
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Old 2nd Oct 2018, 18:08
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Now hear this, Now hear this, all crew to manual re inflation stations and commence farting
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Old 2nd Oct 2018, 18:09
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"You see, Hoskins, if you'd tested the emergency generator
every week like I told you, you wouldn't be in this mess now"
 
Old 2nd Oct 2018, 18:10
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"Darkness be my Friend ?"
 
Old 2nd Oct 2018, 18:12
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"Someone, put a shilling in the Meter !"
 
Old 2nd Oct 2018, 18:15
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"I TOLD you not to touch that switch, Hoskins !"
 
Old 2nd Oct 2018, 18:38
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And do you know Hoskins, the drunken old fool of an Admiral suggested that one day there will be women taking photographs from much higher up than us.
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Old 2nd Oct 2018, 18:50
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“Don’t stand in front of me when I’m steering ... I might bump into something.”
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Old 2nd Oct 2018, 18:56
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"Higgins - I've told you before! If you shout "Dive, Dive, Dive!" one more time, you're back on submarines for good!"
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"You might well have come off bombers - but there's no point shouting "Corkscrew, Skipper!" - we don't allow any sharp objects on board!"
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"Tower, R101 - Request Join for run and break"

ATC: "Certainly, request your ETA!"

"R101 - how about next Tuesday?"
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Old 2nd Oct 2018, 19:16
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Originally Posted by ShyTorque
"Tower, R101 - Request Join for run and break"

ATC: "Certainly, request your ETA!"

"R101 - how about next Tuesday?"
Not a quote: Anyone who has done a talkdown / PAR for an airship will really appreciate that. ;-)
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One day they will install windows like this in a military transport aircraft.
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Old 2nd Oct 2018, 19:18
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Hoskins grimaced silently as he caught his tadger in the wheel chain.
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Old 2nd Oct 2018, 19:19
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"I said go find some muppet to steer this thing for 8 hours - muppet not PUPPET."
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Old 2nd Oct 2018, 20:06
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I know this is the maiden flight, and we can expect some engineering snags, but an inverted pee tube, really!
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Old 2nd Oct 2018, 20:22
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Gosh-maybe I should have copyrighted my pee/relief tube comment- or at least lay claim to a few goldstars or attaboys in the contest
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Old 2nd Oct 2018, 21:02
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Originally Posted by Dan Gerous

I know this is the maiden flight, and we can expect some engineering snags, but an inverted pee tube, really!
I think you will find that it is a speaking tube - but it could of course be both! Not at the same time, though. Well, perhaps it would work if you felt like giving someone an earful!
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Old 2nd Oct 2018, 22:40
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Mein Kapitan... really..., wiz all due defference, you must realise that gepisst from the gondola is frowned on by zer Fuhrer!
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Gare à l'eau! !!
++The word gardyloo is a warning cry uttered before throwing wastewater (literally and euphemistically) out of a window. Every source I've found has traced this word back to some French phrase translating as "watch out for the water." However, the specific French phrase seems to vary.
Historically it is supposedly why men are always to walk on the curb-street side when escorting women- Since the 'morning' waste water/effluent in the day was tossed out from the 2nd or third story windows ( hopefully ) into the gutter ..

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