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Old 16th Mar 2015, 16:55
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Flap your arms as much as you like mate but you ain't getting airborne at that AUW
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Old 16th Mar 2015, 16:57
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Now look here Tinker-bell ... not even Merlin has enough magic to get your a$$ off the ground
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Old 16th Mar 2015, 17:04
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So much for the "plum posting" I was promised



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Forces TV now showing a continuous loop of "Swan Lake" to cover for the death of Service morale.
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Old 16th Mar 2015, 17:48
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Is that Desmond's tutu?
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Old 16th Mar 2015, 18:46
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Singing competition winner goes for new career
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Old 16th Mar 2015, 18:51
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And that, Minister, is the case for the Puma upgrade to the Mk2
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Old 16th Mar 2015, 18:56
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Tu Tu Search and Rescue Squadron?
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Old 16th Mar 2015, 19:17
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Old 16th Mar 2015, 19:26
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She is the British equivalent, the 6 million lb woman...
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Old 16th Mar 2015, 21:10
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The RAF Regiments new PT kit did not receive as much negative feedback as expected.
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Old 16th Mar 2015, 21:18
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Coffman auditions for the X Factor.
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Old 16th Mar 2015, 21:18
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The RAF have the Red Arrows ... The Royal Navy have the Black Cats ... The Army have the Blue Eagles ... New for 2015 the Royal Marines present the White Fairies
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Old 16th Mar 2015, 21:22
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Superq7 ... That's 'Britain's Got Talent' if you please
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Old 16th Mar 2015, 21:27
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"Darcey, have you seen the Compo's?"

Last edited by Tashengurt; 16th Mar 2015 at 22:08. Reason: Playing with that damn apostrophe
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Old 16th Mar 2015, 21:57
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"It didn't work for Klinger and it won't work for you, so jog on."

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Old 16th Mar 2015, 21:59
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Swan Lakenheath.
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Old 16th Mar 2015, 22:03
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"It's called the Nutcracker apparently"
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Old 16th Mar 2015, 22:08
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"It's made to measure from Lycra, so there's no chance of a 'nut loose."

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Old 16th Mar 2015, 22:16
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After numerous complaints on the grounds of factual accuracy, the Advertising Standards Agency insisted on a change of title to 'Britain's Got No Talent'

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After the Engines troupe were all arrested by the Race Relations Board, it was left to the Radar men to close the Station Variety Show.


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Nothing in the Diversity Officer's training had prepared him for this...................


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F/S 'Giselle' Jones had a neat solution for using up the overstocked airsickness bags.
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Old 16th Mar 2015, 22:17
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"No son, we said we're sending you to Balad."
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