Caption competition

[Fly26]

Okay everyone, I hope this has not been done already, slightly new to the thread. sorry if it has and I will get another.....disregard the caption, I'm sure everyone can do better...!

I will kick it off with " fox 3, where's John"?

[CoffmanStarter]

The original Belly Gunner

[Fly26]

Thanks a lot Coffmanstarter, Im not too hot when it comes to the laptop, more of a stick and dial kind of chap. thanks again

[SASless]

So what is new about turn your head and the gun points concept?

[Fox3WheresMyBanana]

"Fox 3, where's my banana?"

boom, boom

[CoffmanStarter]

Buster out on a Rabbit Shoot

[Fox3WheresMyBanana]

Maverick was beginning to regret his choice of nickname.

[Art E. Fischler-Reisen]

It has been done before...

[Rosevidney1]

PFC Finkelstein thought the 30mm GAU-8 to be inadequate.

[CoffmanStarter]

A whole new meaning to "Cock, Hook and Look"


That dates me ...

[CoffmanStarter]

What ... No ordnance Colour Code Bands

[CoffmanStarter]

[Wander00]

You idiot - put your shirt on or you will catch cold

[Fly26]

Art E. FR

Apologies, executive decision to continue the thread, there's some crackers. Judging at the end of the week. Enjoy all


"Private smudge was more than nervous when the gear warning horn sounded"

[CoffmanStarter]

Pte Sneb the Station Health & Safety Officer says you've got to wear some Factor 30 before going on Ops

[CoffmanStarter]

Typical ... Armourers will strap anything to a pylon

[clicker]

In case of an undercarriage failure your rear straps will release. A minimum run rate of 2000 steps per minute is required to maintain forward speed on touchdown.

[Danny42C]

"Corkscrew, Skipper !"


EDIT: Sorry chaps - thought he was the rear gunner (didn't know which way I was going - happens a lot these days). Disqualify this !

D.

[airborne_artist]

"In flight catering and toilet facilities are not available on this Ryanair flight to Camp Bastion".

[CoffmanStarter]

AMRAAM ... Advanced Medium Range Armed Airborne Marine