Well, I'm flattered! Cheers Wendy!
I do acknowledge Danny's "invaluable" assistance with my success story (to be made into a film starring Tom Cruise as the pig), and to the German language, which I absolutely strangled! (I assume 'kerplunk' is a Germanic term...)
I shall provide a piccy tonight AEST in order to accommodate the Fun Police here at work...aka, Stalag 750!