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Old 19th Sep 2015, 01:51
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"My next trick is impossible......"
 
Old 19th Sep 2015, 04:49
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Whilst not as well known as its stablemate the Staggerwing, the Beech Squatterwing was another popular machine.
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Old 19th Sep 2015, 05:14
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Old 19th Sep 2015, 07:55
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Ryanair continue efforts to increase load factor
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Old 19th Sep 2015, 09:01
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i thought those jokes about an outside loo weren't true....and look at the damned queue!
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Old 19th Sep 2015, 14:17
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Who needs the channel tunnel, we shall be landing on a beach soon.
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Old 19th Sep 2015, 14:21
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The latest mega ride at Alton Towers was far safer than the last one.
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Old 19th Sep 2015, 19:34
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Ring Ring,,, Yes it is me Doris,,,, sorry 'bout the wind noise,,, what am I doing you ask,,, well this is going to take more than a minute or two.,,,I know its Friday and I drop in for a swift half in the pub But,,,you know you said I needed to get out more...
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Old 19th Sep 2015, 20:21
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"Never mind - it's not the fall that hurts, but the bump at the bottom !"
 
Old 19th Sep 2015, 20:44
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At that precise moment Scroggins regretted not putting the cap back on the superglue.
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Old 19th Sep 2015, 21:06
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"Excuse me, Is this the queue for the outside loo?"
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Old 19th Sep 2015, 21:19
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Isn't this drill supposed to be carried out on the ground?
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Old 19th Sep 2015, 22:53
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Old 20th Sep 2015, 08:48
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There's a man out there on the wing!
Now now Mr Shatner. Let's ease up on those drinks eh?
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Old 20th Sep 2015, 08:51
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"Stop pushing, you idiots!"
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Old 20th Sep 2015, 08:52
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Man, those beggars trying to wash your windscreen for pennies are getting annoying...
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Old 20th Sep 2015, 08:57
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Smuggler Air - We'll get you there, one way or another.
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Old 20th Sep 2015, 09:01
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After the Vegas incident, BA treats engine failures with the "fix it on the spot!" approach....
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Old 20th Sep 2015, 13:20
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Pilot to base: No there are no Klingons on the starboard bow.
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Old 20th Sep 2015, 17:37
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The secret of Ryanair's ultra cheap economy fares was hidden in the small print.
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