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Old 19th May 2015, 14:20
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"There's something printed on the side. Can you read it?"......"Yes, it says "Light the Blue Paper, and retire Quickly"
 
Old 19th May 2015, 14:55
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"What dumb bunny put this thing in the wrong way up ?"
 
Old 19th May 2015, 15:01
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"Who was the prime contractor on this job?"........"Seamus O'Braun ?"..... ....."Might've known !"
 
Old 19th May 2015, 15:32
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Cat Flap you say ... leg it Comrade !
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Old 19th May 2015, 16:17
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" We can't leave it sticking up like this - the wide boys will have it away tonight - have you seen the price scrap iron and steel is fetching now ?"
 
Old 19th May 2015, 18:45
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"It told you not to pull the chain when standing in the station.'
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Old 19th May 2015, 19:07
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"OK, Ma'am? We'll close up now"

"So, Hillary's paid us $2m to hide her till the Cash crisis blows over?"

"Yup, and Bill's paid us $3m to lose the key!"
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Old 20th May 2015, 01:08
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"...The bugger hasn´t moved an inch. Tell them to press LAUNCH one more time..."
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Old 20th May 2015, 03:44
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Da, same at home. Wife hates when I leave seat up.
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Old 20th May 2015, 03:46
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I could have sworn there was one in there yesterday.
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Old 20th May 2015, 03:56
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They say it's a prototype for the George Foreman supersize sandwich toaster.
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Old 20th May 2015, 05:59
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"I don't know what it is either, but that's a massive block of cheese down there."
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Old 20th May 2015, 12:04
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Always the way. Dig a hole in the ground and sooner or later some dope will come and take a look in it.
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Old 20th May 2015, 12:30
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Grolsch develop a new bottle for use in a Sergeants' Mess.
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Old 20th May 2015, 12:38
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Exclusive pictures of North Korea's miniaturised nuclear weapons system
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Old 20th May 2015, 12:47
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I thought the anti-aircraft gun was going a bit too far, what did this guy do?

........

I'm not sure Putin will be able to blame this on volunteers.
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Old 20th May 2015, 14:20
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Brilliant entries from all. I'm still judging, what a job to find a winner!!!!!
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Old 20th May 2015, 15:06
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alas poor Yorik we knew him well
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Old 20th May 2015, 15:06
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Ok, so what you are telling me Yuri, is that the missile doesn't fit through the hole since we installed the hinge to open the lid?
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Old 20th May 2015, 15:42
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"..and we really need this for every manhole - sorry, personhole - cover in the country?"

"Oh yus, chief. 'Elf'n' Safety, innit?
Only takes 3 years to fit, so the roads won't be closed for long"
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