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Old 10th Jun 2015, 20:57
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'Come in Red 10 your time is up'
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Old 10th Jun 2015, 20:59
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"All this so that I can operate in the back seat of a Tornado?"
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Old 10th Jun 2015, 21:08
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With a nod to history and a touch of modern realism, it's been named the Missing Link Trainer.

How is it, Stick Monkey?
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Old 10th Jun 2015, 22:11
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"Fox3, Where's my Banana?"

Boom, boom
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Old 10th Jun 2015, 22:19
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This is how much F-35 you get for £2.8 billion..
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Old 10th Jun 2015, 22:52
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Hempy.

Two of my foxes shot with one barrel ! Never mind, for what they're worth:

" We couldn't run to a F-35, will this do ?"

and

"What are BAE quoting ?"
 
Old 10th Jun 2015, 23:11
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Better get 'em in quick !

Five more to be going on with (bedtime now !):



"It'll never fly!" ;

Preliminary service trials were not encouraging ;

"Novel and daring design, they told me (Ah hae me doots!)" ;

"How will you manage to walk away from that ?"

"Don't forget to pick up your Form 765C on the way out !"
 
Old 10th Jun 2015, 23:22
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PULL UP....WOOP WOOP....PULL UP...
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Old 11th Jun 2015, 00:06
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The 'wings' ceremony isn't what it used to be..
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Old 11th Jun 2015, 00:31
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Prepare to lower him into the mixing bowl
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Old 11th Jun 2015, 00:35
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"What's this contraption called?"

"SDSR15"

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Old 11th Jun 2015, 00:38
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You may think I look stupid, but there is another 8 of us..
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Old 11th Jun 2015, 00:39
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Smoke on, go...pppharrp.....ohh sh*t... I followed through....




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Old 11th Jun 2015, 00:47
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Ok, welcome to the Reds, for the first year you will learn to coordinate on the baby bouncer.
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Old 11th Jun 2015, 01:02
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So, when I pull the left one up, it tightens the harness? Hmmm....
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Old 11th Jun 2015, 01:21
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I had this terrible dream last night .......
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Old 11th Jun 2015, 02:28
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'Come in Red 10 your time is up'
"We don't have a Red 10."
"Red 01, are you in trouble?"
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Old 11th Jun 2015, 06:21
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Old 11th Jun 2015, 07:12
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No Mr. Bond. I expect you to die!
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Old 11th Jun 2015, 07:21
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In a further cost cutting exercise the Central Medical Establishment have outsourced FJ Centrifuge Training to the Blackpool Novelty Rock & Arcade Machine Co
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