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Old 4th Jun 2015, 23:03
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Old 5th Jun 2015, 00:25
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" Ball Boy !"
 
Old 5th Jun 2015, 07:01
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Damn predictive text...the checks now say "Shuttle Cocks" instead of "Fuel Cocks".
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Old 5th Jun 2015, 07:03
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...but I'm sure that I ordered squash in my butty box.
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Old 5th Jun 2015, 07:04
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The engine is making a racket today!
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Old 5th Jun 2015, 07:21
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"YOU CANNOT BE SERIOUS MAN!"
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Now we will put more loop into the shot.
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Old 5th Jun 2015, 07:25
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HASELL checks please - I need to use a little top spin.
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Old 5th Jun 2015, 08:52
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Not bad I suppose, but cricket on the Spruce Goose, now there's an idea!
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Old 5th Jun 2015, 09:25
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"Oi. Bloggs, keep the bl**dy ball in the middle!"
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Old 5th Jun 2015, 09:27
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Fantastic match in the Wingledon Tennis Final, unfortunately both failed the post match dope testing.... and the loss of 22 ball boys.

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Old 5th Jun 2015, 09:54
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Hailstones the size of tennis balls have been reported to the met office.
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The slippery court was later blamed on someone spilling Utterly Butterly on an earlier flight.
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Old 5th Jun 2015, 10:18
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Now we leave the US Open Finals as one of the competitors stamped in frustration and put his foot through the upper surface
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Old 5th Jun 2015, 12:08
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Look you idiots ... I told you a 'Cuban Eight' looks like two tennis racquets lying on their sides opposite one another ... Now get back in here before you embarrass yourselves further
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Old 5th Jun 2015, 12:12
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Honestly Sir, when I started to taxi the two Marshallers on the pan suddenly disappeared
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Old 5th Jun 2015, 12:14
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"Fault!"

"Come on Ump, that was IN!"

"No, I mean one of those little red lights in the cockpit-thingy has come on."
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Old 5th Jun 2015, 12:19
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Early trials designed to develop the 'Over The Shoulder Bombing Lob'
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Old 5th Jun 2015, 12:24
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I always wanted to get in on this flying racket.

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Fault, first serve.
Fault, second serve.
Yes, it would have been a boring match if not for the scenery.
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