Caption competition

[Roadster280]

Dave the pilot was unable to attend rehearsals, but he showed his commitment to the RAF Amateur Dramatic Society.

[Buster Hyman]

Okay. We're all ready to do your wing pin striping. Approach when able...over.

[CoffmanStarter]

'Landing Party ready to beam up Scotty'

[CoffmanStarter]

PN ... So you had the HF on then ... Great story

[Danny42C]

" 'Fraid the cat's whisker's come off our Crystal !"

[Stanwell]

"OK, we'll lighten up their day down there.."
"Ready with the flour-bombs, Chief?"

[noughtsnones]

"Is this orbit close enough to keep the Caroline wifi link alive?"

[Pontius Navigator]

Coff, no, MF, the radio compass. It was no use as an ADF but a passable radio receiver.

[DirtyProp]

Results of the latest budget cuts at Heathrow.
From the left: ATC controller, Approach, Clearance Delivery, Atis.

[NutLoose]

"Hello Mum, yes, I'm calling you from the middle of Salisbury plain, the RAF have just taken delivery of two of those new mobile phone things you have seen in the newspapers... Marvellous things they are, I predict they will become all the rage once you get used to their bulk and long aerials.."

[Buster Hyman]

"What was the plan again Sir?"
"You need to listen Hoskins! We'll provide a base of operations until the last aircraft is fuelled up & ready to go, then we'll jump on it & show those ISIL chaps that they can't outsmart the British Army what!! Ha, ha!"
"....umm"

[Wensleydale]

"Pull!"..........

[Pontius Navigator]

Question not an entry, is the vehicle on the left a Champ or just a trailer and not a Land Rover?

[Pontius Navigator]

"Say again, did you say you were sending the twins from the Pioneer Corps . . .?"

[Hempy]

'No enemy air activity observed, over.'

[Hempy]

pilot: "Roger. I see 3 dark green humps standing out like dogs balls in a sea of khaki. Have your location."

[Martin the Martian]

The general's almost here, chaps. Get on the radios and look busy.

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Epic photobomb, innit?

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Well, we can make an effort to camouflage ourselves. Can't he find any blue paint?

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Stay still, chaps. If we can't see him...

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After flying a Hunter through Tower Bridge those two aerials will be a doddle.

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Jones! Don't kneel down when the RAF are making their flypast! You don't want them to think you're a cissy! Ah, apologies, have you enough toilet roll?

[CoffmanStarter]

'Say again speechless aircraft'

[Arm out the window]

Blokes on ground:
"Eh John, what's the difference between a pilot and a duck? Snigger snigger"
"Ah, I don't know, what is the difference between a pilot and a duck? Tee hee"
"A duck can fly!"

Aircrew:
"Enjoy your ration packs boys, you should have worked harder at school now, shouldn't you?"

[Danny42C]

Prompt man in middle reads from script, sotto voce: "Roger, Wilco, Out!"