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Old 3rd Jun 2015, 11:31
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Thinks - "Is she trying to hold my hand?!
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Old 3rd Jun 2015, 11:43
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Nobody told him that Chelsea would be riding the motorcycle for the "How many squaddies can you leap over" challenge during the Invictor Games!!!
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Old 3rd Jun 2015, 13:28
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Harry, having announced the loss of his contact lens

"Oh... Hang on guys, sorry I just remembered I don't wear contact lenses"
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Old 3rd Jun 2015, 16:09
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thinks "Moral of Story: If something sounds too good to be true......"


The Day Before
"Hey Harry!: How'd you like to be mounted by 6 fit cheerleaders?"
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Old 3rd Jun 2015, 16:30
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Why do they titter so?
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Old 3rd Jun 2015, 17:16
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Is it true Sir, that your nickname in the mess was Swan Vesta
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Old 3rd Jun 2015, 17:40
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"**** this for a game of soldiers - they told me that there was going to be an orgy !"
 
Old 3rd Jun 2015, 19:06
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"FAG!" (as I believe the cry is at such places as Eton)
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Old 3rd Jun 2015, 20:28
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"I wonder if Wiils could get me a job with that chopper firm he works for ?"
 
Old 3rd Jun 2015, 21:08
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(Female trainer behind kneeling group) - "That's better! Last time I said 'drop and give me twenty', I wasn't expecting you to jump on top of me, carrot top!"
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Old 3rd Jun 2015, 21:20
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"I'll murder that character who let me in for this !"
 
Old 3rd Jun 2015, 22:17
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Hey Harry, I don't think Camilla's enjoying this.
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Old 3rd Jun 2015, 22:33
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"I never was much good at this Yoga business !"
 
Old 4th Jun 2015, 12:51
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Now, I'm led to believe that one waits for the little rabbit thingy to go past, then one sets off after it.
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Old 4th Jun 2015, 13:01
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The things I have to endure to please that old hag....
Will I get a cheerleader at least?
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Old 4th Jun 2015, 13:47
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Seems to have slowed up a bit - Judging tomorrow!!, ;-) so last call..
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Old 4th Jun 2015, 15:41
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" ....And is there honey still for tea ?...."
 
Old 4th Jun 2015, 22:15
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Results...

Honorable mentions to :-

Coffmanstarter - "Surviving a Toilet Swirly ... It's all in the arm action ... You're in trouble if you don't lock your elbows early."

Traffic_Is_Er_Was - "Now, I'm led to believe that one waits for the little rabbit thingy to go past, then one sets off after it."

But the one that tickled me was:-

Buster Hyman - After the success of finding Richard III, Harry decides to see who else will turn up.

Take it away Buster
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Old 4th Jun 2015, 22:31
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Nutty just heard the news...



Cheers Cooky!

Seeing it's Tennis season, up North, have at this one me hearties!!!

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Old 4th Jun 2015, 22:44
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All England Wing Tennis Club Rules:

43.(b) Disputing the umpire pilot's decision will result in inverted flight.
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