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Old 7th Dec 2016, 16:31
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The RAF's retaliation for the Jägerbomb......?
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Old 7th Dec 2016, 16:31
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"Smithers wonders if we have a secret Jap infiltrator in the camp after noticing he was writing from right to left"
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Old 7th Dec 2016, 16:51
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Its for the German POWs. Every time we catch some, they put their hands up and shout "Bitter".
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Old 7th Dec 2016, 16:53
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Firkin Ground crew!!
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Old 7th Dec 2016, 16:53
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"When I asked for beer cookies, Hoskins, I did rather anticipate some biscuits might be forthcoming?"
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Old 7th Dec 2016, 17:05
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"Don't you dare do a belly landing, Hoskins !"
 
Old 7th Dec 2016, 17:59
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29 Sqn erk zaps 188s Christmas booze flight
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Old 7th Dec 2016, 18:19
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"Why don't you pee in a bottle and chuck it overboard like all the other pilots?"
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Old 7th Dec 2016, 18:47
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"I love the smell of napalm in the morning..!"
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Old 7th Dec 2016, 19:48
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"Doesn't the drayman get a pint before he starts his deliveries ?"
 
Old 7th Dec 2016, 21:48
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Guaranteed to make any tank brew up.
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Old 7th Dec 2016, 21:59
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Let the Yanks have their Biscuit Bomber. We do things with a little bit more style in the RAF.
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Old 7th Dec 2016, 22:02
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Now, if you supplied that 'vessel' to the Navy, they'd have an entirely different use for it.
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Old 8th Dec 2016, 08:19
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"When that lot gets to the other end, it's going to need to take a day or two to settle before it's drinkable !"
 
Old 8th Dec 2016, 08:33
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Old 8th Dec 2016, 08:36
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You know you have a serious drink problem when your prepared to put a gun to someone's head for a drink.
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Old 8th Dec 2016, 08:42
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I'm not sure that's what HQ meant by 'Let Jerry have it with both barrels', but carry on anyway.
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Old 8th Dec 2016, 09:15
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No Hoskins, I did not order you to "drop a firkin bomb" on the enemy......
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Old 8th Dec 2016, 09:44
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..like shooting fish in a barrel!
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Old 8th Dec 2016, 09:47
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The RAF maintains the tradition of correctly dressed bar staff in all circumstances.
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