Caption competition

[Danny42C]

"Light the blue paper and retire quickly": the instructions said......

[DirtyProp]

Alright, who forgot those lithium-ion batteries in the rear compartment?

[SteveCox]

The latest 'fast taxi' run at Bruntingthorpe didn't quite go as planned.

[Danny42C]

"Why did I pick this tail pipe to warm up my NAAFI pasty after the a/c landed from the last sortie ?"

[Tashengurt]

"I'd leg it if I were you Hoskins. You just know you'll get the blame for this one!"

[Tashengurt]

"The brakes look fine to me."

[E-Spy]

We've limm'ed it, but it'll do a trip

[CoffmanStarter]

Looks like there's a spanner missing off the Shadow Board Sarge

[TyroPicard]

Perfect timing... that bloke from Flight is turning up tomorrow to do a cutaway drawing....

[CoffmanStarter]

Looks like a bad case of meuths ...

[Danny42C]

"You should never have let little Johnny play with that box of matches !"

[Fox3WheresMyBanana]

"That's nothing. When I was in 'Nam.................."

[Danny42C]

"That's no way to exorcise a Phantom !"

[Fox3WheresMyBanana]

"You're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!"

[Danny42C]

"Well, it worked well with Joan of Arc"

[Traffic_Is_Er_Was]

The Swiss Air Force discovers that their new locally-produced "Project Lindt" were not going to be "mission tolerant".

[Surplus]

And that is why you never fart during reheat.

[Danny42C]

"I burn the candle at both ends............"

[CoffmanStarter]

Whatever you do ... don't put Nutty in charge of an MRD again

[Fox3WheresMyBanana]

"Ah! so that's why you are supposed to wait 3 minutes after a hot start before another attempt."



3 weeks later

FRC AL94 After "Hot Start: Wait 3 mins before further attempt" add "Or it'll catch fire you f#ckwit!"