Caption competition

[squeaker]

Erm, I think there's been a misunderstanding.
My ad said I was looking for THREE fellers with large choppers..

[ricardian]

The nice storeman assured me that it really is the latest design of a pull-through

[Wensleydale]

She was told to spruce up her uniform!

[Danny42C]

The Lonesome Pine !

[Arm out the window]

You can take the girl out of the infant tree, but you can't take the infant tree out of the girl.

[Buster Hyman]

Ok, you don't seem to have grasped the concept of climbing a tree & acting as a lookout. I need you to climb a tall tree Dear...

[Danny42C]

MaryLou had been tasked with the preparation of an Organisational Tree for her Department.

[Hydromet]

When they said the cure was a pull through with a Christmas tree, I didn't think they meant it literally!

[Buster Hyman]

You think her Tree looks good? You should see her roots!!!!

[cattletruck]

"I'm not leaving!"

[Wander00]

Hug a tree today.

[Fox3WheresMyBanana]

"..and you would be from California ma'am?"

"Why yes Sergeant, how did you guess?
Meet my significant other, Douglas"

[NutLoose]

"Okay.... Okay, I get the hint, I will ask the supply sergeant to move the sanitary towel requisition to the top of the pile"

[CoffmanStarter]

The sap is a little sticky

[Wensleydale]

its a misprint - the requisition demanded a FLIR for the missile head.

[CoffmanStarter]

Meet the new Station Met Officer ... seen here installing her Pinecone Weather Station


I kid you not ...

I give you the Mk1 Pinecone Hygrometer

[NutLoose]

"Look, that's what you requisitioned, pine for the use off lavatory blocks, and NOT pine for the use off, blocks lavatory"

[Buster Hyman]

When the President said Mission Accomplished, Amy ran over and gave him a hug...Should've gone to...never mind.

[Finningley Boy]

Blarsted tree huggers an' all now, I dain't know whawt the Army's coming to these days?!

FB

[CoffmanStarter]

And the Royal Navy thinks it's got problems using velcro on uniforms