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Old 18th Jan 2015, 07:23
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Just landed on reunion leave - should've gone to Specsavers.
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Old 18th Jan 2015, 07:25
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We're out of yellow ribbons...

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Her French pronunciation is excellent, but her translation of Ferme la Bouche was atrocious!

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Amy simply couldn't figure out why her Secret Santa gave her an Epilady...
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Old 18th Jan 2015, 07:25
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"Cross-dressing may have worked for Klinger on MASH, but now they let everyone in you have to be a bit more creative ... anyway, this here's my life partner Quentin."
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Old 18th Jan 2015, 08:01
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Now all Sandra needed was a stepladder and a good sense of balance, then her Christmas Fairy fancy dress outfit would be complete.
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Old 18th Jan 2015, 08:02
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Homesick?
Sort of.. I'm pining.
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Old 18th Jan 2015, 08:13
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I'm applying to be a Branch Officer!
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Old 18th Jan 2015, 08:13
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Oops. Realise Pohm beat me to the (needle) drop with Pining.
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Old 18th Jan 2015, 08:14
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...and I thought he said "Put in a leaf pass".
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Old 18th Jan 2015, 08:15
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Amy had misunderstood when her sergeant told her to "Christmas Tree the spare in the hangar".
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Old 18th Jan 2015, 08:16
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...but they said at my annual assessment that decorations would increase my chances of promotion!
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Old 18th Jan 2015, 08:54
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Well, I did a little digging in the haystack, and there it was. Simple really.
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Old 18th Jan 2015, 08:56
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G'day Spruce ...

A little something for our mates from Oz
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Old 18th Jan 2015, 08:58
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Everyone loves the folk from Special Branch.
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Old 18th Jan 2015, 09:08
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I am sure that he said that the Irish Display Team would arrive as a Tree Ship.
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Old 18th Jan 2015, 09:11
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I thought that the sergeant said that we were going on a Root March?
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Old 18th Jan 2015, 09:12
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Heavy Plant Crossing.
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Old 18th Jan 2015, 09:15
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A headline from history: "Bush Attacks Iraq".
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Old 18th Jan 2015, 09:22
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A bird in a bush is worth two in the hand.
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Old 18th Jan 2015, 10:21
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Welcome to the Al'pine Corps
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Old 18th Jan 2015, 10:27
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OK ... I've got the garnish and a bottle of Jägermeister ... all we need now is a Bomb
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