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Old 10th Nov 2014, 00:04
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"That's an excellent display Chief, but I'd like to leave it out for 10 days until the Annual Inspection. Can you manage that?"

"Easy Sir. I'll tell the Armourers they have to count them without taking their shoes off before they put them away."
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Old 10th Nov 2014, 00:26
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There was an old nav,
He lived in a 'tom..

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What, no booze carrier?


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Did no one think to requisition a truck?
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Old 10th Nov 2014, 01:57
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"Who do you think I am, Flt Lt Guy Fawkes or something?!"
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Old 10th Nov 2014, 06:11
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What? You want me to load all of that? The Phantom's good but not that good!

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The new A la carte weapons selection service was a hit with ground crew but not with the Pilots.

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Does it look like a B52 Hoskins? Where should you have gone?
Specsavers Sarge.
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Old 10th Nov 2014, 07:48
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After SENGO made him lay every weapon in the armoury out on the tarmac by hand, CPL Jones would never again forget that the pointy bits go to the front, the wingy bits at the back.
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Old 10th Nov 2014, 09:08
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"We're gonna need a bigger 'plane."
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Old 10th Nov 2014, 09:36
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I'll take one from the top
2 from the middle
And a couple from the bottom plse
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Old 10th Nov 2014, 10:57
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Yes, We are going to use all of that to stop one Toyota Hilux.
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Old 10th Nov 2014, 11:00
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Trade was brisk at the bring and buy sale, almost all things brought were gone and New Staish had bought some pink curtains.
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Old 10th Nov 2014, 11:01
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99% duds.....
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Old 10th Nov 2014, 11:20
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That's it ... keep a nice tight formation after release
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Old 10th Nov 2014, 12:07
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For beat ups at airshows, priceless. For everything else, blastercard.
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Old 10th Nov 2014, 13:05
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Ok show's over, who is taking this lot back to the Squadrons?
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Old 10th Nov 2014, 13:14
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You pressed the RED BUTTON - Marked do not Press, didn't you sir
Er How do you know....
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Old 10th Nov 2014, 13:15
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Pizza delivery for ISIS............... with all the extra toppings.
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Old 10th Nov 2014, 13:27
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Very funny Ground Crew, but you forgot Kitchen sink.....
No Sir, that is already strapped into the Nav's seat
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Old 10th Nov 2014, 14:04
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Who's getting the next round in?
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Old 10th Nov 2014, 14:53
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In one glorious spasm, the Old Phantom gives up its all, paving the way for the next generation...
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Old 10th Nov 2014, 16:23
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Express Delivery for Mongo......
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Old 10th Nov 2014, 17:56
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Damn metric conversion...
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