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Old 29th Oct 2009, 12:15
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Tampon..... our strings are guaranteed not to break or we give you your money back.

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Tampon extra absorbant, once fitted they're a bugger to remove...

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Irananian leaders show the world the reason they make their women wear the hijab




............ I'll get my coat
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Old 29th Oct 2009, 18:26
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Iran's latest attempt at breaking into the film industry, 'Hajji Patel and the Prisoner of Ahmedinajan" ran into difficulties with the flying sequences.
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Old 29th Oct 2009, 18:57
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"Last one to the bottom is a big girl's blouse!"
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Old 29th Oct 2009, 19:16
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The Ayatollahs statement that "if you give them enough rope they will hang themselves" seemed to be flawed.
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Old 30th Oct 2009, 02:58
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There's 4 virgins on their way to Paradise, only 95 to go..
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Old 30th Oct 2009, 08:43
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Hell's Grannies, Iranian chapter.
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Old 30th Oct 2009, 08:52
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"Send us up some more pegs, Soraya, and next time, put it on 1400 final spin"
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Old 30th Oct 2009, 11:40
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Little did Bwrian know, but his mother was also a very naughty girl!


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Guinness bottle on left to one in middle: Psst, was it the People's front of Judea or the Jewdian peoples front that's supposed to attack?

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Old 30th Oct 2009, 11:42
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Bugger, half way down the rope and then you find a ladder in your tights!

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Old 30th Oct 2009, 12:44
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Some of the nuns just couldn't get the hang of ringing church bells.

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Old 30th Oct 2009, 12:52
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Its a great game, all you need to do is hang up four guinness bottles with a bit of rope and see who can hit them first with stones.
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Old 30th Oct 2009, 13:02
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The Iranian Ladies Combat Window Cleaning team takes time off to show their skills to the public.
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Old 30th Oct 2009, 14:36
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Drill instructor: "Right you orrible little lot. Having watched your progress from below,not only do I note that some of you aren't wearing your combat issue knickers, thanks to this fact I also note that some of you have not ......ahem, shaved this morning.

Get on the flank.
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Old 30th Oct 2009, 17:00
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OK ladies, first one to smile gets stoned to death.
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Old 30th Oct 2009, 20:53
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The Bint in the front row on the left with the wistfull look in her eyes."Hmm..this is all very exciting, but I always wanted to be a lumberjack".
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Old 31st Oct 2009, 00:17
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And today in Iran, the '72 Virgins Acrobat Marching Band' wowed the mulahs with their rendition of Michael Jackson's Thriller...
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Old 31st Oct 2009, 23:41
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The Salman Rushdie Cheerleaders.
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Old 1st Nov 2009, 01:09
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Monty Pythons Flying Circus tours Iran
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Old 1st Nov 2009, 02:37
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Iran demonstrates their new PMS shock troops ... they are only available 5 days per month
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Old 1st Nov 2009, 13:44
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Iran's General Staff history exercise for this year centered on the "Night Witches."
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