Caption competition

[Danny42C]

"........Johnney's got what caught in his zip ?........."

[squeaker]

RAF finds innovative solution to the problem of premature ageing in aircrew due to cosmic radiation.

[622]

Last call, judging tomorrow....some very good ones so far

[NutLoose]

.....and Busters........

[EyesFront]

As a special reward, the very best cartoon will be featured on the cover of the house magazine ...

[Surplus]

If that steward says 'Can you tell what it is yet' one more time, I'm making a grab for the parachute.

[Fortissimo]

The Sentinel replacement was looking promising but, like the original, it was going to need bigger processors...

[ACW599]

"My goodness, Hoskins, I fully agree that we need young and supple minds to cope with modern technology. But are you sure we've got the constitution of Rivet Joint crews right?"

[Fox3WheresMyBanana]

A turf war has developed recently in the RAF, with the Government insisting that every Trappers visit now has to include 2 OfSted inspectors.

[vulcanised]

The winner with the best picture will get a big box of Hectopascals.

[Wander00]

Next one who says "Are we there yet" goes and sits on the naughty step




Anyone who asks "Where are we?" gets recoursed.

[Dan Gerous]

No the bag doesn't have vimto in it, you dyslexic tw@


Pilot-Nav: What were those two course corrections for?
Nav-Pilot: Just navigating round my happy meal.

[Fly26]

Good morning tiddly-winks, this is your captain speaking....my name is Sponge Bob and we are currently flying at a height of 800,000 Lego bricks. Flight time today is around 3 episodes of teletubbies where we will be arriving in Legoland in time for afternoon nap. Please remember to use the slides on arrival to exit the spaceship, but in the event of an emergency we will deploy the steps where adults will come and collect you....thank you for flying Pram Am.

[622]

Some great captions but this weeks winner is Tashengurt with:

Assume Creche Positions

Well done, and over to you

[Buster Hyman]

Agreed. Enjoyed that one Tash.

[CoffmanStarter]

2nd'd this end

[Tashengurt]

Thanks 622 et al.
On dad duties today but will post this evening if you can wait. I know that will be a test for some!

[CoffmanStarter]

Nutty has had his restraining device fitted ...

[Buster Hyman]

Coffman's stepped back from the Starters gate...

But we're good...we can wait for the next pic....

[CoffmanStarter]

Buster forgot to disable the FaceTime App on his iPad