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Old 14th Sep 2016, 21:06
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Smithers deep undercover assignment disguise was still working.
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Old 14th Sep 2016, 21:21
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"I love the taste of soap in the mornings"
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Old 14th Sep 2016, 21:23
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Old 14th Sep 2016, 22:17
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How did you know it was Gene Simmons' dog?
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Old 14th Sep 2016, 22:20
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Despite common belief to the contrary, proof SP's can actually find love!
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Old 15th Sep 2016, 00:08
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Satchmo hasn't felt the same since he lost his Horn.
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Old 15th Sep 2016, 00:30
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No, keep your eyes closed..see if you can guess who?
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Old 15th Sep 2016, 00:32
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It had paid off to hurry......Smithers had got the pretty one.
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Old 15th Sep 2016, 00:35
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Police K9s....proving that a dog can lick it's own a$#ehole.
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Old 15th Sep 2016, 02:21
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"Note to self.... I must not play with super-glue...I must not play with super-glue...."
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Old 15th Sep 2016, 03:44
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Wow...first base sure was a lot easier to get to than I thought...
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Old 15th Sep 2016, 09:30
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Caution - not very PC ... you can blame the Rolling Stones though!

"Brown sugar, how come you taste so good!"
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Old 15th Sep 2016, 10:41
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Old 15th Sep 2016, 11:59
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The remake of Alien is not looking promising!
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Old 15th Sep 2016, 12:04
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"New US Army beef-flavoured cam cream - easily removable..... "
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Old 15th Sep 2016, 21:44
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Ok. I think I will call this one,


the runner up is Hempy with

Tastes like chicken!

But the winner and for pure accuracy has got to be

Arm out of the Window with



Police K9s....proving that a dog can lick it's own a$#ehole.




Over to you!
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Old 16th Sep 2016, 09:46
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Much as I'd like to take the credit Nutty, I cannot tell a lie and must sadly inform you it was actually Traffic is...er Was who came up with that cracker, although I must say I reckon his was total crap and mine was way better, rant rave etc (not really, Traffic's is a worthy winner - over to you!)

Last edited by Arm out the window; 16th Sep 2016 at 10:04.
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Old 16th Sep 2016, 10:54
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Apologies, pm'd the correct person then had a brain dump, the winner of course is

Traffic_Is_Er_Was

thanks for correcting me and also to those that sent me a PM too.

Its old age you know, it haggles the brain cells, ahh well better get back to installing this ELT
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Old 17th Sep 2016, 05:56
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Thanks to all the contributors. I'm away for a day or so, so Arm, feel free to find a pic and step in. Cheers TIEW,
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Old 17th Sep 2016, 09:51
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Do we hold a reserve place for those winners who are unable to post immediately?
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