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Old 20th Jan 2015, 06:56
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No, I said I wanted a fUr coat for Christmas you t**t!
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Old 20th Jan 2015, 11:09
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Ok...Ok, I see your point, I will requisition some Lady Shaves straight away.
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Old 21st Jan 2015, 00:11
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Ok. Looks like we're done.

I do therefore declare the winner to be Nutloose with:

"She says it reminds her of officer training, full of little green pr*cks."

Well done Nutty. Sorry everyone else, I'm sure he'll be tolerable again after a few days!
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Old 21st Jan 2015, 00:42
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Old 21st Jan 2015, 03:26
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Ok. Looks like we're done.

I do therefore declare the winner to be Nutloose
Like my Mum said "better to be lucky than good"
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Old 21st Jan 2015, 06:38
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Well played Nutty ...

Buster ... Keeping taking the pills old mate
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Old 21st Jan 2015, 11:27
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My..my, thank you congratulations everyone, new picture below will run until next friday or until Buster runs out of entries...

Enjoy




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Crash landing... - Page 11 - General Discussion - LSP Forums - Page 11
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Old 21st Jan 2015, 11:32
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"Get bloody ATC to change the ATIS - it's still saying "Damp Damp Dry"!
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Old 21st Jan 2015, 11:36
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SAR has not been the same since privatisation!
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Old 21st Jan 2015, 12:05
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If God had intended for the Navy to fly he'd have painted the sky Ogin Grey
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Old 21st Jan 2015, 12:12
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DIVE ... DIVE ... I think one of those might have been a bit too literal
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Old 21st Jan 2015, 12:21
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"Call the Ball!"
"Stop being a smartarse & pull me up!"
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Old 21st Jan 2015, 12:22
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It's been a while since you landed on a Carrier Mr. President, hasn't it?
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Old 21st Jan 2015, 12:37
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"Validate, Prepare and Deploy the Enhanced Manual Crew Egress....

Oh, Chuck 'im a rope!"



"NO! the end, you d!ckhead, not the whole bloody thing! Now chuck 'im the end of that other rope, and hold on this time.
Children! They send me children!"
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Old 21st Jan 2015, 13:23
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There was a lot of misunderstanding when the RNZAF exchange pilot shouted "It's caught on the Dick!". He was, of course, referring to the aircraft, but it took a few minutes for the recovery crew to understand...
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Old 21st Jan 2015, 13:41
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Never realised these Limey flat-tops were so small
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Old 21st Jan 2015, 13:42
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"Oi, I thought the Captain was supposed to be the last to leave a sinking ship?"

"Sorry mate, RAF seconded....errr.. good luck"



Sorry couldn't resist
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Old 21st Jan 2015, 13:51
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Say, whilst we're waiting for a new rope, what are your thoughts on the F35B?
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Old 21st Jan 2015, 14:16
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I say Reggie that's one hell of a wedgie you've got there
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Old 21st Jan 2015, 14:22
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Friggin' in the Riggin again Bloggs
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