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Old 7th Feb 2015, 20:52
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"Where's your horn, darling? Would you like to blow mine?"
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Old 7th Feb 2015, 22:47
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Surely there's a 'Beef' eater in there somewhere?
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Old 7th Feb 2015, 23:13
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Standby .. standby .. . for our next gig. . . . THE HAKA
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Old 7th Feb 2015, 23:25
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"Higimus, Hogimus, Man is Androgynous".
 
Old 8th Feb 2015, 01:59
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"Of course we're happy, listen to the beat Darling.....bum...bum.bum...bum"
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Old 8th Feb 2015, 02:01
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"You put your left foot in, your left foot out, you do the ok pokey and you turn him around"
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Old 8th Feb 2015, 06:40
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The Edinburgh Tattoo was never the same again.
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Old 8th Feb 2015, 08:23
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Careful Clive your castanets are showing
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Old 8th Feb 2015, 08:43
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The first trumpet came out and became the fur strumpet.
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Old 8th Feb 2015, 09:49
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The white boy wore a busby, the rest just had their 70s Afro styles.
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Old 8th Feb 2015, 09:51
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Nobody fully understood just how big the Barracks closet was until....
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Old 8th Feb 2015, 10:06
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to find us what he called -

Brasso and Blanco, troops for the misuse of"
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Old 8th Feb 2015, 10:11
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"How do we get shiny legs? It's KY jelly overspray"
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Old 8th Feb 2015, 13:59
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"I won the Rodgering stick!"
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Old 8th Feb 2015, 18:25
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Darling, it's called Colonel Bogey, and it's the only tune we play. It is about balls after all.
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Old 9th Feb 2015, 00:56
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Well, the Fijians always were partial to a bit of long pig !
 
Old 9th Feb 2015, 10:53
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Right-o. Back to the Barracks Boys & we'll polish our 'long trousers'.
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Old 9th Feb 2015, 18:25
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Prince Charles's insistence that the Palace laundry switch to Eco friendly washing powder has unforeseen consequences.
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Old 9th Feb 2015, 19:59
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"I know this is a Christmas concert, but are you sure the line 'Don we now our gay apparel' is supposed to be taken so literally, Band Leader?"
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Old 10th Feb 2015, 10:15
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Knighting Prince Phillip went down a treat in Kings Cross!
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