Caption competition

[CoffmanStarter]

The Chinook ... The ultimate Pooper Scooper

[racedo]

Next time get Sky god to walk his own dog.

[racedo]

Dog thinking "How low could I go they asked, well did the Staish's Jack Russel so now to do some Afghani's I keep hearing about".

[racedo]

Dog thinking "Thank God this is Afghanistan, never heard from brother who went on that cultural tour of South Korea".

[racedo]

Knew if I dropped one they would land and let me out quick, always works...... they will need Bio suit to clean that up.

[simon brown]

Dog thinks

"I thought the usual animals to take the lead were 2 Para"

[racedo]

Huh ! Paras claiming Sh1t is hitting the fan, wait until I let go and it hits Chopper blades and they will know all about Sh1t hitting fans.

[racedo]

Hey Woofer, you look like you have some Beagle in you, if not now, you will have later.

[racedo]

I came
I barked
I humped a lot
Its just like an RAF girlies outing to Magaluf

[racedo]

Staying in RAF if this is true, it will be doggie heaven...................
http://www.pprune.org/military-aviat...s-article.html

[Boudreaux Bob]

"This Spaniel is going to have a hard time spotting Birds for the Pongo's!"

[Buster Hyman]

No you idiot, I asked you to bring a Burqa!

[NutLoose]

Ye Gods, the smell of Dogsh*t and of wet washed dog in a hot cabin isn't good, I'm just glad i'm out of there, those Pongo's don't arf stink....

[NutLoose]

"And remember, stop bringing me the newspapers, some damned Afghan has normally wiped his arse on it"

[racedo]

And if you screw up just this much, you'll be flying a cargo plane full of rubber dog **** out of Hong Kong!.......................

[Fox3WheresMyBanana]

Much as Lawrence of Arabia did, Scruffs had joined the military to avoid the media, for it was his dog**** that all rubber dog****s in the world were modelled on!

[racedo]

Paras all talk about being on a pussy hunt, I say bring it on you felines.

[Danny42C]

Cave Canem.

" How come he's got all that body armour on, and I've only got this wretched body belt ? Is there something he knows that I don't ?"

[ShyTorque]

Dog: "Minefield? No idea what that means...quick, let's go, there's a rabbit!"

[Longhitter]

"Mum, hello? Yeah, sorry about the noise. I'm now going walkies with Rupert but I'll be back in by twelve to roll out your wheelie-bins. See you then!"