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"No Sir, I'm sorry... I didn't realise that our shells were landing on our own positions... and you're thinking that this guy next to me may be from ISIS?...."
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"Whats that you say ... They lace up at the side ... Made of 75% rubber and worn on the lower half of the body ... Tight fitting ... Can be inflated ... Woo ! ... No you must have the wrong number ... Try NutLoose he appears quite expert on such Gentlemen's specialist apparel"
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"According to our records you are eligible for Government funding for loft insulation, wall insulation, double glazing and new BBQ equipment."
'Bl00dy unsolicited callers!'
'Bl00dy unsolicited callers!'
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Yes it's true, that's what I heard, Coffmanstarters fire blanks....