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Old 30th Oct 2008, 15:48
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tap, tap, is this thing on?*





*Hint: not a caption entry....
 
Old 30th Oct 2008, 16:00
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Highly commended:

ACW599 with "I bet that bloke who calls himself 'The Helpful Stacker' on PPRuNe is something to do with this"

and PICKS135 with "You dont need to go to a hotel sir, you've got a bed."

But it's Lafyar Cokov who wins this time - with these:

"I didn't say you were a mother f****r - I said you had committed Mattresside!!"

When I said "can you bed the engines in......."

Over to you LC
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Old 30th Oct 2008, 18:19
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Honoured......thank you....tears......my director etc etc etc

Have we had this one yet??

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Old 30th Oct 2008, 18:28
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On your marks, get set . . . . GO!
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Old 30th Oct 2008, 18:35
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Acme Hangars had yet to achieve ISO9001 accreditation.
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Old 30th Oct 2008, 18:42
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Advertisement for plastic surgery clinic:

As you can see, we can do a nose job on anything!



Or



Cut that Polish chit-chat!
 
Old 30th Oct 2008, 18:50
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Sir Henry wanted to bag a Jumbo next for his trophy wall.
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Old 30th Oct 2008, 19:21
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"By keeping the ARB guys talking, Hoskins hoped that they wouln't ask if there really was an aeroplane behind the hangar doors."
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Old 30th Oct 2008, 23:31
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The prototype for the Airbus 380 was, quite simply, rubbish!
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Old 30th Oct 2008, 23:44
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visible proof that"long and thin, get's it in", "short and thick, does the trick"
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Old 31st Oct 2008, 00:21
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'I'm going to suggest we note the brakes as 'marginal' and skip right on to testing the thrust reversers.'
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Old 31st Oct 2008, 03:39
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When I said I wanted you to get me some aircraft stocks, this wasn't quite what I had in mind.

P1
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Old 31st Oct 2008, 05:00
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Introducing Sarah Jessica Parkers new line of aircraft makeovers, before and after shots.
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Old 31st Oct 2008, 07:16
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OK there has to be something involving Andrew Sachs (aka Manuel), his Granddaughter and Brucey saying "you don't get anything for a pair in this game"...

Just can't think of it at the moment...
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Old 31st Oct 2008, 07:36
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'Madonna Airways' opens it's new maintenance facility


or..

Bloggs showed his boss exactly how he discovered the fault in the brake system.
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Old 31st Oct 2008, 08:10
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Of course they'll go back together properly - I've done this "saw an aeroplane in half" trick loads of times before.
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An early press release for the 2009 RAFA 'Wings Appeal' gets under way, with some shocking photos from the ex-airliner wingless association.






With apologies to 2 great charities!
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Old 31st Oct 2008, 09:17
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DIY

If IKEA, done planes......
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Old 31st Oct 2008, 09:30
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The CEO declared the airline had to cut back on hangar cost's and make them smaller!
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Old 31st Oct 2008, 20:53
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Size does matter!

This is bad enough, but the guy who measured us up for this hangar also laid out the runway!
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