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Old 27th Nov 2014, 20:59
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Sorry, folks, still not allowed to post attachments probably not old enough.


Over to Buster, methinks.
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Old 27th Nov 2014, 22:22
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Wa-hey! No worries Val. I'll put in a good word for you with the grown ups!

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Old 27th Nov 2014, 22:27
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"Look I know A and E will have freed people from many different weird types of sex toys, so why should an artillery shell be any different?"
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Old 27th Nov 2014, 22:31
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"Erm, I know I said it was your turn to get a round in, but that's not what we meant mate.."
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Old 27th Nov 2014, 22:35
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"They told me if I attached it to my tadger I would gain an extra 3 inches"
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Old 27th Nov 2014, 23:09
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You're gonna need a bigger gun...
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Old 27th Nov 2014, 23:16
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"This is the extended range artillery shell"
"Larger charge mate?"
"Naa we drive it to the target"
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Old 27th Nov 2014, 23:37
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Yes, ma'am, I did pack my own luggage...



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Sgt. Steve's lunch pail never failed to cause a reaction...



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Wood Harrelson's unsuccessful screen test for The Hurt Locker
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Old 27th Nov 2014, 23:38
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"Da, I have an explosive tip and I must wear protection to prevent accidents"
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Old 28th Nov 2014, 00:11
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"No Sir, we do not "Get a lot of f#cking visitors in combat gear carrying live shells", but I'll still need to see some ID"
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Old 28th Nov 2014, 00:13
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"Oh, it's ticking? Go straight on through Sir!"
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Old 28th Nov 2014, 01:04
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No Sir I have nothing to declare to customs.
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Old 28th Nov 2014, 01:05
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UMMM, Officer I think asking me to step out and do the Breathalyzer might not be a really good idea right now.....
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Old 28th Nov 2014, 01:06
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One Happy meal please !
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Old 28th Nov 2014, 01:08
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So PUNK......Are you feeling lucky......
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Old 28th Nov 2014, 06:21
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Nah mate, we lost all of our tubes thanks to budget cuts. Now we have to hand-deliver them.

Any idea where I can find this ISIL place?
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Old 28th Nov 2014, 07:02
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Well to be honest, I don't really know why I'm carrying it, but the sign at the petrol station said "You'll go further with Shell!".
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Old 28th Nov 2014, 07:20
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When you said that you'd found a shell on the beach.......


(with apologies to Bob Newhart).
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Old 28th Nov 2014, 08:08
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No Mr Bond ... I expect you to die
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Old 28th Nov 2014, 08:10
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Nah ... This new anti-biological/radiation sickness suppository is going to need a bit more work Doc
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