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Old 17th Jan 2013, 00:47
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"You can put lipstick on a pig, but it's still a pig.

However putting lipstick and a machine gun wielding back packer on a pig and you get a self escorting APC, breakfast and a show for the whole company.
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Old 17th Jan 2013, 01:20
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Israeli female soldier bests a US Marine Grunt.
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Old 17th Jan 2013, 01:37
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This is what you get when software designers get bored and cross Farmville with Call of Duty:Modern Warfare.

Or

This little piggy went to Baghdad, this little piggy stayed at home, this little piggy had an Uzi, this little piggy had none and this little girly went weeeeee all the way home!

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Old 17th Jan 2013, 01:41
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After an evening's 'spoofing for nasties', P/O Bloggs saw some very strange visions on his way back down the Mess corridors.

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Budget cuts affect English National Opera's 2013 production of 'Die Walküre'


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A traditional girls' night out in Lincolnshire
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Old 17th Jan 2013, 01:44
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Aliyah was stopped at the Israeli border when the guards realised that something wasn't Kosher...
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Old 17th Jan 2013, 01:48
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A member of the Norfolk People's Liberation Front aboard her 'technical'


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PSY's hit is covered as 'Fake-nam style'

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Old 17th Jan 2013, 03:06
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NRA school defense: Two sows and a machine gun.
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Old 17th Jan 2013, 05:22
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Traaaalaaalaaaa.
Check out the Babe, one can sing the other can only grunt and squeal.

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Don't laugh or you will be looking straight down a pork barrel.
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Old 17th Jan 2013, 05:26
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That'll do Pig, that'll do...what...oh no Ma'am, I wasn't talking to you!
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Old 17th Jan 2013, 07:23
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Breaking News ...

"Truffle theft in Suffolk is becoming a serious problem as prices skyrocket beyond the price of gold ounce per ounce."
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Old 17th Jan 2013, 10:11
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Tracy didn't quite get the point of " pull a pig night"
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Old 17th Jan 2013, 10:18
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Did someone say Currywurst?
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Old 17th Jan 2013, 10:19
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Quasimodo's new T-shirt was considered to be a great way to make it look like a back-pack. But when she claimed to be a member of the Wild Hogs and was rejected, she sought revenge.
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Old 17th Jan 2013, 11:01
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Countryfile viewers were a little startled to see Julia Bradbury attempt to take over the farming spot on the new series
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Old 17th Jan 2013, 11:26
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The Winner and Whiners are......

Nutloose comes last with...."Full speed was only a short step from a Canter to a Trotter."

Coffman scores a close second with...."Truffle Theft in Suffolk is becoming a serious problem as prices skyrocket beyond the price of Gold per ounce."

Fox3 wins with his entry of....."A Member of the Norfolk People's Liberation Front aboard her "technical"." (Dangerous folk down in Bishop Bonner land...eh Fox!)

So over to Fox3....you have control.

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Old 17th Jan 2013, 14:43
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I have internet connection problems...
Coffman, over to you.
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Old 17th Jan 2013, 14:51
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Will do Fox3 ... you to judge



Best ...

Coff.

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Old 17th Jan 2013, 14:59
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NEATISHEAD ... "Judy" ... "Fox3" ... "Splash 1 Axminster"

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Old 17th Jan 2013, 15:28
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"Geronimo 33 is Winchester.....Fix Bayonets!"
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Old 17th Jan 2013, 15:28
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The French pilots were amazed to find themselves flying over an enormous model of Osama Bin Laden in the middle of the Mali Desert.
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