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Old 27th Sep 2014, 02:21
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"Stop saying sausages, you know they can't eat pork"
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Old 27th Sep 2014, 02:22
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"Look at all this FOD! I'm outta here"
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Old 27th Sep 2014, 02:25
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"The Captain says don't forget his Magnum, or he won't do an ice cream break again"
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Old 27th Sep 2014, 04:40
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"The new mascot seemed a bit dog eared after the ride in the Wokka."
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Old 27th Sep 2014, 05:20
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When Buster is in the cab even the dogs can't wait to get off the aircraft
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Old 27th Sep 2014, 05:28
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Man, you are sick. That's not what the CO meant when he was talking about the "pooch"!

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How was the landing?
Ruff!

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Personally, if I was in charge of the IED Dog, I'd use a longer leash!
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Old 27th Sep 2014, 07:41
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Just a regular night out in Aldershot, half a dozen squaddies in pursuit of one old dog..
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Old 27th Sep 2014, 08:39
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Hang on a mo ... My handler gets to wear combats ... Why do I have to wear the High Viz jacket
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Old 27th Sep 2014, 08:59
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Old 27th Sep 2014, 10:38
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Rin Tin Tin's stunt double was somewhat underwhelming...
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Old 27th Sep 2014, 13:15
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Dog: "How come those effin' Corgis never deploy?"
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Old 27th Sep 2014, 14:47
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Disengage the autopilot.
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Old 27th Sep 2014, 18:06
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MEMORANDUM

In view of local cultural objections to dogs, all canines will be referred to by all ranks as camels.
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Old 27th Sep 2014, 18:09
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Careful, you guys - that one always goes for the kneecaps.
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Old 27th Sep 2014, 18:17
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Don't worry ... he can find his way in any sand storm... as he uses GPeeS
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Old 27th Sep 2014, 18:43
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A Dog's Life.

Dog thinks: "Now I know why the locals always have their wives walk in front of them!"

or:

"Shouldn't happen to a Dog !"

or:

"The RSPCA is going to hear of this if I ever get back !"

or:

"Next time he says "Walkies !", I'm going to stay in my basket !"

or:

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Old 27th Sep 2014, 19:56
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"No, Rover, what you were told was, 'You'll get your own land, Rover'. So you have, lots of it."
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"Hey, look, woof! There's a frisby sticking out of the ground we could play with. I'll just give it a tug..."
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