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Old 22nd Jul 2014, 16:42
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Now what's this story about a Bear mooning at one of our RAF F4's ... was it you me young fella me lad
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Old 22nd Jul 2014, 16:42
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I found him via my satnav....it told me "Bear Left".
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Old 22nd Jul 2014, 16:43
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We knew that the war was serious once Andy Pandy had been called up.
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Old 22nd Jul 2014, 18:04
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Ursa Minor.

This is becoming quite un-bear-able.
 
Old 22nd Jul 2014, 18:51
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I know Bears are related to Pigs but you do not have to Hog the Beer, Mate!
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Old 22nd Jul 2014, 19:49
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Susan Boyle warms up for her first CSE show.
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Old 22nd Jul 2014, 20:02
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My name is Pooh Bear ... That's why I'm a mascot with the Pongos
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Old 22nd Jul 2014, 20:02
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Ah! No! Drink first, then touchy, feely!
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Old 22nd Jul 2014, 20:07
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If you go down to the woods today ... you'll be in for a big surprise ... Yeh a bunch of drunken Bears
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Old 22nd Jul 2014, 20:11
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He's joined the Cub Scouts.
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The recruiting officer was well known for his bear-faced lies!
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Old 22nd Jul 2014, 22:25
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Ursa Minor.

"Sir, the wonder is not that the bear dances well, but that he dances at all" (Samuel Johnson)


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"Careful with those claws !"

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Old 23rd Jul 2014, 00:16
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'That's a funny monkey you've got on the rope.'

'It's not a monkey, it's a bear'

'Shut up you, I was talking to the bear.'
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The Welsh Regiment.

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Bear Grylls during his recruitment.

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Um...You do realise that the bear I wanted you to get was a Tu-95 don't you?
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Old 23rd Jul 2014, 06:28
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Old 23rd Jul 2014, 06:42
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Major Harry Colebourn DSO, MC and Bear.
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Old 23rd Jul 2014, 09:52
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The Browns got so fed up with Paddington's clumsiness that they eventually sold him to the army for a surplus Land Rover and a lifetime subscription to Soldier magazine.

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Once Paddington tasted beer he soon forgot all about marmalade sandwiches.
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Old 23rd Jul 2014, 10:27
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You'll all be humming after this!!!

Look for the beer necessities
The simple bear necessities
Forget about your worries and your strife
I mean the beer necessities
That's why a bear can rest at ease
With just the beer necessities of life

The beer necessities of life will come to you
They'll come to you!
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It occurred to Winnie the Pooh that the phrase 'I Want You' might have more than one meaning.
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Outtakes from 'Jack Link's "Messin' with Sasquatch"' commercials...*













*Apologies if this is too local. A beef (ahem) jerky company has a series of ads with this theme here in the States.
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