Caption competition

[racedo]

Take me on holidays, they said,
Somewhere nice and warm, they said,
Lots of beatches, they said,
Lots of fun, they said,
Paras lie like Politicians, I said.

[NutLoose]

Blimey that old guy wasn't joking when he said "We shall fight them on the beaches"

[WhiteOvies]

I should never have admitted that I have a penchant for 'spaniels ears' within earshot of my detailer.....

[racedo]

Dog**** Happens..............

[Buster Hyman]

Blimey that old guy wasn't joking when he said "We shall fight them with the bitch's"

[Fox3WheresMyBanana]

I regret, despite the popularity, that I must call this to a close as I'm busy the rest of the week. Judging later today...

"What's that Lassie? The ragheads are gonna regret being anti-dog now? I should say so - Go get 'em!"

[nutnurse]

Please don't give it to me, Foxy - I haven't anything to upload at present. Pathetic.

[pohm1]

The BBC trialing an extreme edition of 'One Man and his Dog.'

P1

[NutLoose]

Nut, you should take the accolade then simply pass it on to the runner up.... Nut out.

[nutnurse]

Nut wilco........

[Boudreaux Bob]

The Dog ain't the only Mutt missing some nuts!

[Fox3WheresMyBanana]

Six pages worth..a worthy effort by one and all.

Honorable mention "Good Boy!" to 622

Finding a loop hole in the law, the Windsor hunt carried on using helicopters instead of horses!

Third - a box of choccy treats for Nutnurse

I'm good at pulling soldiers!

Second - a dinosaur graveyard of bones for Buster Hyman

Personally, if I was in charge of the IED Dog, I'd use a longer leash!

First - retirement to stud for Brickhistory

Dog: "How come those effin' Corgis never deploy?"

Take it away (and give it a good bath whilst you're at it) Brickhistory !

p.s. Big Pistons Forever

I did not join the Army to look after the General's F*UCKING Dog !

Nope, but that's why they hired you!

[Buster Hyman]

Well done Brickie!

Foxy, the names Hyman, Buster Hyman...misspelling it makes it sound nasty! We wouldn't want that...

[brickhistory]

Let's try this on for size. Unless it really takes off (pun intended), I'll call it by Friday evening GMT so we can have a new show for the weekend.

[Boudreaux Bob]

"When Bloggs lights off the Afterburners....this is going to be the World's fastest Carnival Ride!"

[ricardian]

Is this the deburring the Germans were complaining about?

[Buster Hyman]

Call the Ball...

***

Right! That is it! If those grunts bring that bloody Spaniel back from their latest mission, I'm personally shooting it!

***

Time Team discover the remnants of an ancient organisation called the RAF...

[airborne_artist]

"Just a little late on the round-out there Hoskins".

[Wensleydale]

The MOD discovered that the Americans' 2015 version of lend lease was not the panacea for defence spending that they had anticipated.

[Wensleydale]

Mike Brewer and Ed China are accused of being over ambitious for their new series of Wheeler Dealers.