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Old 7th Sep 2008, 20:38
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Making best use of the cross-bar rod of a gent's bike.
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Old 7th Sep 2008, 21:54
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Upon completing the quick-stop manoeuvre you should have adopted position two as demonstrated above. Extra points are awarded for style and balance
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Old 8th Sep 2008, 00:53
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Photographer's brief:

"Show me how a woman would operate the footbrake".
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Old 8th Sep 2008, 06:00
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Emily was delighted at having won the Ladies "Tour de France",
however she wasn't expecting to have to return the yellow vest so soon.
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Some interesting and unexpected results emerged from the pre-Olympic work-up in the velodrome.
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Old 8th Sep 2008, 10:21
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The station persuaded SAC Jones to stand in as a temporary gate Guardian while awaiting delivery of a more suitable airframe. She fervently hoped they would find something before the onset of Winter
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Old 8th Sep 2008, 11:00
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I've got this spot on me bum Doc
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Old 8th Sep 2008, 12:25
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"Park your bike, Sir?"
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Old 8th Sep 2008, 12:43
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For the first time since she could remember, the staish's wife found the oppertunity to say "My - that is a hard one."
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Old 8th Sep 2008, 17:32
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Mind if I have a go:

"After six prangs and with her leathers all but shredded, Shanaze starts to show her true grit, determination and.........



......blonde roots".
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Old 8th Sep 2008, 17:50
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Staish's wife was not happy when her husband re-fitted the seat and she refused to use it.

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Old 8th Sep 2008, 18:57
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Dolores says she does like the flowers on this one but she still prefers Raleigh's Chopper.
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Old 8th Sep 2008, 19:03
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Mabel was beginning to think that turning down the Womens' Auxiliary Ballons Corps for the Womens' Auxiliary Cycle Regiment was not such a good idea after all.
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Old 9th Sep 2008, 15:35
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The high price of oil is forcing many doggers to economise.
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Old 11th Sep 2008, 11:04
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The original "Pictures of Lilly" ex RFC circa WWI.

Believed to have been found in Lord Flasharts wallet.


*Bump*
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Old 11th Sep 2008, 12:29
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Judging Friday midday, but one last one from me:

Hoping to make a really good impression, Debbie manned up early for her chop ride with the CI.

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Old 11th Sep 2008, 13:36
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Mashed off her t*ts, Amy Winehouse is caught by the paparazzi riding down Camden High Street.
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Old 11th Sep 2008, 19:40
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Dorothy found that a good cold bike on a winters morning worked wonders for her piles.
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Old 11th Sep 2008, 20:40
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"I don't remember eating that!"
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ACW599 - That's got to be the winner!
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