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The first minister, having kissed the cheeks of what he mistakenly took for five smiling, yes voting midgets, was last seen retching and asking to be taken to the nearest branch of Specsavers.
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In preparation for the BBC Referendum Results programme to be screened later this evening ... a novel approach to the use of the "Swingometer" is being finalised by the Production Team 
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"Countering slurs about their capacity for self-governance, the Yes Campaign Team prove that they can, just, find their arse with both hands".
In a fit of pique, Alex Salmon orders his Yes campaign shock troops to wave their elbows at members of the No support group.
In a fit of pique, Alex Salmon orders his Yes campaign shock troops to wave their elbows at members of the No support group.