Dog thinks:
"Now I know why the locals always have their wives walk in front of them!"
or:
"Shouldn't happen to a Dog !"
or:
"The RSPCA is going to hear of this if I ever get back !"
or:
"Next time he says "Walkies !", I'm going to stay in my basket !"
or:
"
"
(relies on the "Scattergun" Effect)