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"Now the joint forces are disposed thus. The Admiral informs me the Navy are riding out the gale, anchored in Lyme Bay. The Army are dug in in the marshes south of...Watkins?"
"Dorchester, Sir"
"..and the RAF chaps are....Watkins?"
"The Dorchester, I believe, Sir. They popped up to Town last night. Something about some Top-Level Shagging"
"Dorchester, Sir"
"..and the RAF chaps are....Watkins?"
"The Dorchester, I believe, Sir. They popped up to Town last night. Something about some Top-Level Shagging"
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As his map floated away on the breeze, the Army politely ignored the Admiral's flatulence issues.
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"Army Grand Design Team, my arse. If you forgot to build a garage then just how do you propose to deal with my barge?"
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"Army Grand Design Team, my arse. If you forgot to build a garage then just how do you propose to deal with my barge?"
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Stop giving me those puppy dog eyes Admiral. Also, my name's not Hardy & I'll be damned if you'll be getting a kiss from me today!
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"As I told you.....a Mixy Blob co-located on a Square with a Same Color Blob, when arriving due to a Six being rolled but one Die falling off the playing board....Oh Never Mind!"
The Navy only needed to send one officer when strategic decisions needed to be made......
While the British general staff were trying to figure out where they were, the Canadian Division had already taken their objective. 
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Well the architect's drawings definitely show a slate roof and the bloody builders have used thatch - Jerry will just huff and puff and blow it all down.
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"See, I think that's where we hit that old women with the white bonnet on".
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I may be an Admiral and more used to Charts, but even I can see you've got the map upside down!
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So that's 3 chicken chow meins, 2 crispy fried duck, 5 fried rice and a spring roll for the driver??
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This is not what I meant by going for a drive to do some cottaging....
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So that's 3 chicken chow meins, 2 crispy fried duck, 5 fried rice and a spring roll for the driver??
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This is not what I meant by going for a drive to do some cottaging....