Caption competition

[TyroPicard]

George's first swimming lesson was going well until the instructor decided to dispense with the armbands.....

[Buster Hyman]

Crew at the back: "Seriously Trevor, what was the point of all that Indepedance hoo-har a few years back?"

[NutLoose]

"I say Dear, the official fly catcher in front of you is doing a grand job"

[Danny42C]

"Can't see the Plimsoll Line - are we all right ?"

[CoffmanStarter]

Now Darling ... the chap up front is trying to compensate for the refractive index of water ... you know ... that sin i / sin r stuff we did at school

[squeaker]

Wet, smelly and full of seamen, Catherine was enjoying her honeymoon!

[NutLoose]

"I don't know how he's done it, but that bloody annoying Salmond bloke has managed to paint his damn flag on the back of our Royal Barge."

[Danny42C]

"Oh laith, laith were oor guid Scots lords
Tae wet their cork-heeled shoon
But long e'er all the ploy was ower
They wet their hats aboon"

[CoffmanStarter]

RAMMING SPEED Mr Sulu !

[Big Pistons Forever]

From William

Force 10 and WOXOF in the Sea King was more fun than this Shyte !

[Danny42C]

"Where are the Lifebelts ? This isn't fit for sea ! What was the Harbourmaster doing to let it cast off in this state?"

[Buster Hyman]

"...a three hour cruise, a three hour cruise..."

[Surplus]

Wills, what's a Nantucket Sleigh ride?

[Fox3WheresMyBanana]

Right, I'm off for a week to Newfoundland (where the internet is still done with semaphore flags), so:

Third: Nimbev

Wills darling, I wonder who's on the menu tonight.

Second: Nutloose

"And so you should be embarrassed my Dear, fancy asking to see their cox"

Winner: Wensleydale

The Oxford team were worried when Cambridge arrived for the start of the boat race!

[NutLoose]

Ohh the shame of it, only one placement this week, never mind Buster.........Buster?

Congratulations to one and all and Wensleydale

Good pic Fox, now off you go and enjoy your Screech..

[CoffmanStarter]

Nice one Cheesy

Mind you I understand Squeaker is finding the Tower of London a bit uncomfortable

[Surplus]

Squeaker owes me a new keyboard unless I can get the wine dried up.

[Wensleydale]

Sadly I am away from my home computer and on my tablet without access to my photo archive. Could I ask the runner up to submit a picture for me please.

Sorry, W.

[NutLoose]

I just did one recently, so will let nimbev have a shot will PM him.

[nimbev]